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    OK this probably deserves its own thread what with its murky persistency

    my children told me that justin bieber and mark zuckerberg are lizards. i felt duty bound to point out that this was probably the nasty anti-semitic conspiracy theory:

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-ma...d-his-judaism/

    i didn't think bieber was jewish but i did discover this:

    "And though the teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is not Jewish, he has a ritual of saying the most important statement to the Jewish people before each of his concerts. It turns out that his agent, Scott “Scooter” Braun, taught Bieber the “Shema Yisrael” and now the 16-year-old says those Hebrew words (in addition to a Christian prayer) before taking the stage.

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    Jon Ronson did a book about this

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them:_...ith_Extremists

    Zuckerberg is blatantly a droid, not a lizard

    Stupid kids

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    Perhaps belongs in luka's thread if it's not been already expressed but I think we NEED adversaries - we're wired for it

    In today's society it's too confusing to select an adversary so people make up that lizards control the world

    It would be perversely comforting to have a common enemy - hence the eternal popularity of e.g. Lord of the Rings. The Orcs have no nuance, they're all cannibalistic psychotic bastards. (And obviously have some sort of racist undertone.)

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    I had the idea that Bieber was a quaker, and actually told a few people, but i think i got that wrong
    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew View Post
    i didn't think bieber was jewish but

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    A girl I knew in school looked like a lizard once when I dropped acid with her, never had it happen with anyone else. Maybe she was a lizard.

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    The lizard stuff is all taken from that 80s TV series "V", surely?

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    i did serch first - promises

    is this new thread allowed?

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    i wasnt scolding, just cross referencing

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    i wasnt scolding, just cross referencing
    Lizard behaviour

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