I'm stuck in stationary traffic. Entertain me.

luka

Well-known member
Have a wank then write up your 'wank report' duration, intensity, fantasies, hardness plotted on a graph against time, eyes open or closed etc etc
 

luka

Well-known member
One idea would be to try and rewire your own sexuality by having a wank to content that wouldn't usually excite you eg grass swaying in the wind, a cuckoo fledging in the nest, chimpanzees in a Russian zoo, a pebble, raw bacon, an earthquake, a field of lettuces
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
It's OK, I'm at work now.

I still require entertainment, but I might need something to work with other than luka's very helpful suggestion.
 

luka

Well-known member
Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.

You've got wanking on the brain, young man! Quite literally, it seems.
 
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