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Thread: I'm stuck in stationary traffic. Entertain me.

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    Default I'm stuck in stationary traffic. Entertain me.

    Jokes, anecdotes, trivia, "fun facts", I don't care.

    Please.
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    Have a wank then write up your 'wank report' duration, intensity, fantasies, hardness plotted on a graph against time, eyes open or closed etc etc

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    One idea would be to try and rewire your own sexuality by having a wank to content that wouldn't usually excite you eg grass swaying in the wind, a cuckoo fledging in the nest, chimpanzees in a Russian zoo, a pebble, raw bacon, an earthquake, a field of lettuces

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    It's OK, I'm at work now.

    I still require entertainment, but I might need something to work with other than luka's very helpful suggestion.
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    Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.

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    luka's Big Dick Move of 'ta!'-ing his own post
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    i don't know, probably some marxist cultural theory or something
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    nobody does it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.
    You've got wanking on the brain, young man! Quite literally, it seems.
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