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    but yeah sort it out.

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    absolute fucking shambles.

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    Nucleus, I think you might wanna consider deleting those posts. It's not a good look.

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    We’re all going to get put on a list now

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    Police swarm sufi’s House, cliff Richard style.

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    All of us are these weird blokes speaking this cryptic language on sone old forum together at 2 in the morning.

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    Cos third’s a Muslim Tommy Robinson will get involved. Lately Hopkins will tweet all my quaran quotes.

    The sun: nonce ayothollah’s in dodgy dissensus grooming plot

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    Not what I was hoping for if I'm honest.

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    I don't know. I want this to fester a little longer because it seems like I hit a nerve and I'm not sure why. Maybe you missed the point of my premise, which was, given a choice of females with which to repopulate the planet, I would look for a combination of 1) youth, 2) intelligence, 3) talent, 4) compatible personality, and since I'm a superficial prick like everyone else, 5) beauty.

    I think you all missed the point and got this idea that I'm wanking to Millie or Billie or whatever, which isn't the case as a) I'm a hardcore chi-preserver, only erupting every six weeks or so, and b) not into underdeveloped bodies.

    And holy shit if you are serious about your paranoia concerning the authorities I recommend spending 10 seconds on 4Chan's /b sub-board. Jesus Christ this is the Internet. No one cares.

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    Riko’s going to do a rap about us.

    I’ll get filmed on my way to the chip shop. “Can I ask you what you’re doing here mate? Are you coming to see a 14 year old girl?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Nucleus View Post
    I don't know. I want this to fester a little longer because it seems like I hit a nerve and I'm not sure why. Maybe you missed the point of my premise, which was, given a choice of females with which to repopulate the planet, I would look for a combination of 1) youth, 2) intelligence, 3) talent, 4) compatible personality.

    I think you all missed the point and got this idea that I'm wanking to Millie or Billie or whatever, which isn't the case as a) I'm a hardcore chi-preserver, only erupting every six weeks or so, and b) not into underdeveloped bodies.

    And holy shit if you are serious about your paranoia concerning the authorities I recommend spending 10 seconds on 4Chan's /b sub-board. Jesus Christ this is the Internet. No one cares.
    Closing statement from the defence

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    Corpsey is trying to 'spunk save' for the whole of April. Have you got any tips you could share with him?

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    you're a fucking puke bucket of tesco piri piri sauce if you ever thought repopulating the planet was a fucking good idea to begin with. this is the whole point of this forum. good things must die. that's how they preserve their charm.

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    First you have to master the art of reaching full mast, holding it for at least 15 minutes, focusing all of your angst/rage/perversity/etc. into it, and then just letting it go limp.

    Switch to your off hand.

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