luka
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sadmanbarty
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sadmanbarty
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the russians should really hire me and luke to meddle in elections.
we'll do deepfakes of macron saying calling merkle a minge. it'd be brilliant.
we'll do deepfakes of macron saying calling merkle a minge. it'd be brilliant.
craner
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Arthur Russell, 'Let's Go Swimming'
Very Woebot-friendly entrance on this list, this.
I live near the beach so when it gets to early June I go swimming after work. This is my swimming season anthem.
I love this. Of course it's abstract and deconstructionist, but don't forget how catchy it is: the snatches of melody, the synth stabs, the tasty drums, the hazy propulsion, the dizzying switches. It's actually very lovely and addictive.
Arthur Russell, 'Let's Go Swimming'
Very Woebot-friendly entrance on this list, this.
I live near the beach so when it gets to early June I go swimming after work. This is my swimming season anthem.
I love this. Of course it's abstract and deconstructionist, but don't forget how catchy it is: the snatches of melody, the synth stabs, the tasty drums, the hazy propulsion, the dizzying switches. It's actually very lovely and addictive.
sadmanbarty
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"defamation" is one of those words you start hearing in east coast rap round the late-90's when it' getting to cleaver/nerdy for it's own good.
"immunisation inoculation defamation, the 5% nation, baddest motherfuckers since station to station"
luke would secretly like it though because he saw people breakdancing in covent garden at an impressionable age.
sadmanbarty
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round of applause for corpse everyone. john the baptist to craner's christ.
sadmanbarty
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you're so fucking naughty luke!
luka
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You were on top form round then.
luka
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It does though. Listen to it. Tell me I'm lying.
sadmanbarty
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luke likes nothing better to be sat down as you explain in pedantic detail the machinations of his evil. you'll never see a person look more gleefully pleased with themselves then luke being told about his own mischief.
luka
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You hit on the perfect formula to rehabilitate him. It steers it away from politics and all the ugly old debates. He just gets to perform for his public and soak up the applause.
sadmanbarty
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where's he gone? is he doing the last 5 tonight?