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    I did a lot of it while driving, but not all of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by craner View Post
    When did this happen? What?
    Barry found out you were coming to London months in advance. We were so excited. We booked time off work. Cancelled appointments. You promised you'd meet us but then you ignored all calls and emails and just ate loads of trifle with Fat Jim at Borough Market. Total rejection.
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    We rang you and you demanded our presence in Greenwich for no reason, and which was miles away, did not mention Barty or anyone was there with you, and then had the humph when we negotiated a compromise.

    Anyway, letís not bicker about this, we have got over it, I hope.

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    We've got over it but you asked to be reminded of what it was, which was that.

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    I bet the thousands of invisible lurkers find all of this fascinating.

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    Massive wobbling bowls of trifle. Disgusting. Gluttonous.

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    I'm picturing Craner hurtling down the motorway, hand stuck in CD player as Coltrane's Crescent blares out, business papers flying out the window and scattering across the road, credit card covered in tape in his mouth.

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    One for Matthew's drawings thread perhaps.

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    Itís how it happened, until I pulled into the Port Talbot Tesco car park for everybodyís safety.

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    Then repeatedly hit the car stereo with my right fist.

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    Not what I was hoping for, if Iím honest.

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    A great post for the ta! button to start working again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by version View Post
    I'm picturing Craner hurtling down the motorway, hand stuck in CD player as Coltrane's Crescent blares out, business papers flying out the window and scattering across the road, credit card covered in tape in his mouth.
    That reminds me Fat Jim sneaked up into Craners bedroom while we were visiting and did a massive lot of DMT in there and while he was under the influence he rifled through all the drawers so that when he regained normal conscious ego awareness he found he was surrounded by scattered underpants, diary pages, notes, porno mags, like some mad badger had been on the loose

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