The Saga of Goblin Nonce.

IdleRich

IdleRich
Anyone ever seen a porno mag with the pages stuck together in real life? Seems like one of those things like slipping on banana skins that always happens in stories but never in reality. Or maybe that's just me.
 

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
Anyone ever seen a porno mag with the pages stuck together in real life? Seems like one of those things like slipping on banana skins that always happens in stories but never in reality. Or maybe that's just me.

Did you have any woods nearby where you grew up?
 

poetix

we murder to dissect
Contemporary porn fixates on facial money shots precisely because the symbolic satisfaction of jizzing on the image which has occasioned your arousal is unavailable to phone and laptop-using consumers. It probably started with VHS. Were facials a significant feature of stag films I wonder?
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Anyone ever seen a porno mag with the pages stuck together in real life? Seems like one of those things like slipping on banana skins that always happens in stories but never in reality. Or maybe that's just me.

I've stepped on a banana skin and believe me, they're slippery as fuck!
 

poetix

we murder to dissect
Oh wait, I see this has all been noted and picked over already. Well, fwiw my uninformed legal opinion is that barty has nothing to worry about: with respect to the supposedly libellous accusation that he is "a goblin nonce", joseph has clearly no reputation to defend.
 
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