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    penis as umbilical chord.

    the morning after. pastel sunshine on her cheeks as you watch her sleep. blue skies. birdsong. white curtains slow dancing in the breeze. stroking the hair out of her face. her eyes open. a kiss.

    starting the new day as you ended the last one.

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    honorary mention in the same context


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    posh countryside sex. midsummer murders sex.

    driving gloves. "you've been a naughty boy". old etonian men being spanked with paddles. fox hunting role-play.

    a richard and judy idea of being saucy.

    people so divorced from their physiology and emotions to render sex in the sense that any of us understand it unrecognisable.

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    the androgynous ideal.

    playing gay. tranny magic.

    this is an incantation far more than it is a song. hypnotism. the wicked witch as a metaphor for the corrupting older woman. those big bosomed italian women who take young whipper snappers under their wing and teach the young boys everything they need to know.

    the world as fantasy and fantastical. folkloregy.

    that's what sexuality can transform the world to.

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    i feel real when you touch me

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    Barty inside his own head.



    Barty in everyone else's.


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    Mr Tea's theme tune. Girls keen to have an orgasm.

    it's important though. women's sexual appetites are far more vivacious than men. they cum quicker (and more). it preoccupies them more. they're better at it. more adventurous.

    "Tell me what's on your mind when your tongue's in the pussy"

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    incels

    the alt right. frustrated sexuality. maddening and lethal.

    feverish wank pits. insomniacs wanking furiously into the early hours. blacked out windows with only the authoritarian, bleak blaring of a computer screen for a light source.

    pepe the frog. 4chan. jordan peterson.

    the darkness.

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    Sex is like the blues.

    a simple, well worn formula, the success of which is based on the charisma, passion and emotion you bring to it.

    the talk box really brings out that scooby doo like hunger. those in breaths, like licking his lips before eating a huge sandwich.

    that meerkat like excitement and giddiness at what's about to unfold. loony toons unable to contain their enthusiasm.

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    Dazzling
    Αι ψυχαί οσμώνται καθ΄ Άιδην.

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    this thread is like a strip tease for corpse, while the rest of dissensian society looks upon us as a moral scourge.

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    Lol I don't know what they're all thinking

    Clutching their pearls?
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    pearl necklace

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    a cheeky smooch after mid-level drinking. you're both a bit merry. both a bit silly. rosey cheeked. she's got lipstick on her teach.

    a shag with the cute receptionist at the office christmas party.

    all of which bought to you by possibly the most unfuckable man to ever grace god's earth.

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