skepta- good...or gash?

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mpc

wasteman
AND PEOPLE R GETTIN ANGRY. I'VE STAYED CALM AND BLAZED FAST.

NO! FUCK THIS!

i'm gonna have to merk u in bold

U say you’re a top shotter, but U aint got the right look.
Think you're big cos u read Simon Reynolds’ book.
Mans tryna hot me up but I never get shook.
But I can switch and get angry like when titch called dizzee a mook

I've been runnin my manor since the age of fifteen.
You're just a waste man, why don’t u come clean?
U try to act macho, but your brehs call you a queen.
U like your girls chubby, I like my gash lean.

I listen to ruff sqwad, u listen to pink floyd.
Carry on chattin bare waste an' u will get boyed
But don’t get it twistos cos I know your mind's twisted like Freud.
If I shank u with a crayon, that means you’ve been toyed.

You know I’ve got more bars than nestlé.
So if u wanna throw in the towel, then just say
If I find out where u live, you best pray
Cos if I link u on road, then it’ll be your last day.


BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
 
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simon silverdollar

Guest
this is too much madness- time to stop the war. things are getting too hectic on road and i don't want to see anyone shanked.
jack and mpc are fam since way back and this whole thing is just a hype ting gone mad.

so again: STOP THE MADNESS!!!

or, at least, keep it lyrical.
 
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jack

Well-known member
hang tight simon. I used to be a shotter, but now I just shot on the mic. If he wants to take it to road, we can take it to road.

hang tight lady chantelle. plenty more MCs in the sea, girl.

hang tight derek. suggestion bruv! your chest.

anyway back to this war ting. comic sans MS. nothing long.


IF YOU CAN'T SEE I'M BIG YOUR HEAD'S IN THE SAND
LABELS WANNA SIGN ME FOR 500 GRAND
SET UP MY NAME AS A GLOBAL BRAND
I'LL GET RELOADS FROM STRATFORD TO THAILAND

I'LL JOKE WITH SIMON AMSTELL ON THE TV
MIQUITA WILL ASK ME TO SIGN MY CD
THAT COMES WITH A FREE BONUS DVD
WITH EXCLUSIVE FREESTYLES AND A DOCUMENTARY

I'M A BIG MAN ON MIC AND A BIG MAN ON DECKS
LADIES FOLLOW ME ROUND THEY BEGGING FOR SEX
YOU DON'T GET ONE CALL, YOU DON'T GET ONE TEXT
YOU SMELL FUCKING RANK COS YOU'VE SHITTED YOUR KECKS

YOU STAGGER AROUND AFTER ONLY TWO BEERS
YOUR CHAT ABOUT DUBSTEP CAN BORE ME TO TEARS
YOU STALL AT ROUNDABOUTS, CRUNCHING YOUR GEARS
YOUR LYRICS ARE LONG LIKE 83 YEARS
 
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mpc

wasteman
Hold tite Simon. Listen cuzzy, I rang this breh up last week an I was like "why the fuck r u callin out my name?" Exact words, yeah. 'Why the fuck r u callin out my name?’ an he was like: "nah nah blud, I aint…nah, someone told me u sent for me on ilm..nah blud, nah…". I was like: "listen, dun your hype talk nephew, I aint got time 4 internet thugs...either link man on da roadside or shut ur rasclaat mouth". Man still aint belled my percy, still. Differently.

Ang tite Chantelle fiddy. You’ll always be my favourite grime journalist called Chantelle. Chessle sistren.

i know this waste guy is clashin me to get big, but i can't have any man callin out names. get me?

red italics.

one:

I get reloads,blud, without even spittin'.
Don’t watch no face or you'll get bashed wiv a mitten.
I’ve got a pitbull, u’ve got a little kitten.
You act hype, but I know your pants you are Shittin'.

I’ll abuse u like Michael Jackson.
Keep chattin air and u’ll get a whack, son.
I’ve got a big status on road, you’ve got a crap one.
When I spit my bars, mans are like ‘brraappppp’. One.

When I go to restaurants, I always say thank u.
If u carry on spittin swag bars, someone will shank u.
U go to brothels and get grannies to spank you.
You fink lady fury’s buff…that’s rank, ewwwww.

I wear an avirex jacket, u wear some bate garms.
Why don’t u draw for the white flag? otherwise I’ll bring arms
Mans r bombing my endz, but I still come to no harm.
Your 'career' is over, u best apply to channel 5’s ‘the farm’
 
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simon silverdollar

Guest
i can standardly say that this is my favourite thread ever.
 
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Logan Sama

BestThereIsAtWhatIDo
This thread is the offical "Grime has now jumped the Shark" notification

Could all hipsters please exit to the left and follow the signs to Bassline House
 
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simon silverdollar

Guest
Logan Sama said:
This thread is the offical "Grime has now jumped the Shark" notification

Could all hipsters please exit to the left and follow the signs to Bassline House
Click to expand...

with pleasure logan, thanks for the advice...
 
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jack

Well-known member
now i'm spitting mad like Hulk Hogan,
fuck mpc, I'll merk Logan.
Man's going bald just like Terry Wogan.
Replace your cap with a bottle of Rogaine.

Think your a big man cos you're on a station.
On Aim High 2 you were up for fare evasion.
Come on and test, you'd be trying my patience.
My lyrics are hard like quadratic equations.

If you're in a bar, then your drink I will quaff.
If you're in a restaurant, your food I will scoff.
One toke on a spliff makes you splutter and cough.
I only like Lady Sov to piss you off.

Step to me Logan, you will get hurt.
make holes in your garish pink football shirt.
If you're ever on road you best stay alert.
me and MPC friends now like Ernie and Bert.
 
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mpc

wasteman
what's logan on callin out names?

Man a eeeeediot.


me an jack r blessed now. gonna back man's beef with sum war bars 4 logun:


Logan’s callin out my name but I still rise above.
You wash your hands with bleach, I wash mine with dove.
I’m not from Essex cuzzy, so don’t call me ‘bruv’.
Your girlfriend saw me just one time, but i think it’s love.

I’m strictly road, logan, but im still makin Ps.
I’m jerk chicken, you’re smoked salmon and cottage cheese.
You’ve got bare specials, but I’ll still merk u with ease.
What’s that draft osama? Are u still chattin breeze?

5 divided by 5 equals 1 washed up breh.
Your mixing is swaggish an u aint got no flare.
U model urself on har mar superstar, u look like a bear.
You earn 50p a week from grime, but do we actually care?

U pretend to rep grime for the ladies but you love gabba & tech-no.
Me and shola ama made some bate commersh grime, why haven’t u played it on your show?
I was offered 80 grand to take your slot on kiss, but I said gimme some mo.
Do u honestly believe lady sov doesn’t have the biggest yardie flow?



that's logan merked.

man got boyed off with sum quick ones. man probably still plays his old artful dodger records.

That's why no one books him. wasteman.
 
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simon silverdollar

Guest
Logan Sama said:
You should send those bars into Vice, I'm sure they would run a 3 page article on you.

Selector
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the big time beckons, jack + mpc!

if you want legal representation to aid you on your rise to the top, give me a ring on my percy. (but private numbers get air, so be warned...)

i will also 'executive produce' records, for a small fee.
 
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jack

Well-known member
i'll hang around outside the studio till he comes out, and subject him to non-stop barring on his journey home
 
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mpc

wasteman
logan can't even show face on this thread.

you can see man is shook.

Fiddy said:
can I republish this in Smash Hits?
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wow! Lady chantelle is mooooovin!!!! big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i remember when gyal was writing rnb reviews for mixmag or something.

you can republish it wherever you like as long as you promise not to write the accompanying article.

lock off.
 
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