Pr0n - what is it good for?

Pr0n - what is it good for

  • Absolutely nothing

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Wanking tool

    Votes: 17 77.3%
  • Learning about sex and peoples bodies

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Sexual aid

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Orientation tester

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Aiding RSI

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Total voters
    22

h-crimm

Well-known member
owen said:
well it is a little tooo arty for your purposes but this film might fit the bill

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WR: mysteries of the organism ends when the serb proletariat gets its head snapped off to conceal lenins excessive ejaculation...

it's quite amazing. i love the credulity of the treatment of 'orgone', the womans voice-over, the perverse suicidal nature of the movie (apparently tho the sex content was quite normal in tito's yugoslav)
it's really good to see new wave / 60's influenced film, pro socialist anti soviet and made in the communist world.
its only about as titilating as a carry-on tho.



'i am curious: blue' didnt seem that pornographic to me; funny yes, but a bit too knowing and deliberate (where godard would have been accidentally perverse) havent seen yellow yet tho

has anyone seen bruce-la-bruce's porn version of deutschland im herbst? its anti-lazy-left faux baader-meinhof gayish porn...
 

martin

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On the subject of elf porn, apparently Nick Zedd made a film called 'Elf Panties', which is basically just a girl with pointy ears trying on loads of pairs of pants and describing how wet they make her. I haven't seen it.

Surely the way forward is religious porn? Could cause some serious outrage, now that kids are getting nicked and fined for wearing T-shirts saying "Jesus is a cunt"
 

nomos

Administrator
Tangentially, we can see all sorts of other, non-sex pr0n everywhere. Brides' magazines as wedding porn. Future Music mag as gear-porn. Glistening machines arranged in unlikely settings and positions...Go on fiddle with my knobs, have your way, I'll makes sounds you've never even imagined. I have a sister, etc.. Around 1997, FM tried adding tight-suited 'cyber'-looking women to the mix (a la bikini-girls in car mags) but it didn't fly. Divided attentions I guess.
 
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Melchior

Taking History Too Far
martin said:
On the subject of elf porn, apparently Nick Zedd made a film called 'Elf Panties', which is basically just a girl with pointy ears trying on loads of pairs of pants and describing how wet they make her. I haven't seen it.

Fuck.

Elf porn is scary. The whole 2000AD/Heavy MEtal "adult" fantasy thing is a bit creepy.
 

martin

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Melchior said:
Fuck.

Elf porn is scary. The whole 2000AD/Heavy MEtal "adult" fantasy thing is a bit creepy.

Funnily enough, I'm starting up an Elf glamour model agency, it's gonna be called 'Elven Fitness'

(c) Jimmy Tarbuck, 1974
 
...fascinating rhythm

I'm torn between porn empowering women more or exploiting them especially regarding the whole amateur MILF thing? I dont really know if i want to get too deep into the whole 'Mother I'd like to Fuck' thing because to be honest, my mum was a bit of a hottie :) but i find it far more compelling than the average overmade hot chick in nice undies.

There is a hot pregnant milf online that may probably have had her baby by now and were it not for the fact she were heavily pregnant I doubt she would have fascinated me. yvette @ allover30.com if anyones interested.

The lighting is overbright and cheesy art direction looks like a continental soap opera, but at least they gave it a go and didnt settle for some random shitty lounge or bedroom under normal lighting conditions. Its even amazing to think she can squeeze a baby out of there and I cant help be intrigued by the crappy dolphin tattoo on her shoulder. Best of all, in some shots, she gives the most amazing face.

The thing is, she doesnt look exploited nor particularly bothered that shes pregnant or naked so why should i be ? Id love to interview her but it would probably be construed as stalking if i tracked her down got inside her head and gave it a good mindfucking.

I guess fantasies are best left as that. All power to her though...
 
^and maybe the teachers could give masturbation lessons. No touching of course.

I remember an english teacher at high school. She was kinda hot but married to the science teacher and every now and then she would wear a skirt to work and sit on her desk and occassionally flash us her undies while everyone was busy copying some shit out of a text book. Fuck that was awesome! The amount of jizz i must have wasted thinkin bout that could probably have populated a small south pacific island.

And then there was the cooking teacher who used to squeeze us into her breasts when we baked extra fluffy muffins. Of course me and my mate would double the baking powder but I suppose it's different for girls if the science teacher pressed him self up against you while you're experimenting and said 'keep it up girl'
 

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
I don't think porn is altogether bad, but I do think it's cheesy and not sexy. (Sexual does not necessarily equal sexy.) It's pretty obvious when a guy gets his entire sense of how female sexuality works from movies. I don't know if they're very good learning tools, tbf. Not the ones I've seen, anyway! It would be amazing if there were good educational ones to show teens, tho.

I like men's hands. Men with nice hands are very sexy. It'd be cool if they focused more on hands and faces in erotic films instead of extreme close-ups of genitals and really protracted, labored come (money) shots. It would also be better if they just left the talking and the "plot" out of it. That really gets in the way for me, because it's so stupid and beside the point. Also, less silicon and fake tans would be a plus.

But I suppose that's what most people like about pr0n, isn't it? The genitals and the "fantasies" and the anorexics/drug addicts with implants.

It's fun to compare pr0n from different countries. Some countries make much more interesting films than others. I know someone who has a bunch of vintage Italian pr0n. It's pretty hilarious.

Also, I find vintage pinups to be much hotter than recent ones.
 
hah...yeah isnt it interesting how pubic fashion has changed over the years. Now you'd be hard pressed to find a man or woman that doesnt trim and natural is now considered a fetish ?

and all that dreamy soft lighting from yesteryear has gone right out the window in favour of harsh in your face glare

i personally love the amateur cheesiness and bullshit storylines. Cracks me the fuck up eh
 

vimothy

yurp
...At the center of the screen, a young woman is perched on the edge of the couch, alone. As the camera closes in on her, she smiles tentatively and crosses her arms protectively.

Her look is that of a 21st century Bettie Page. She has long, dark hair with short bangs and bright blue eyes rimmed with heavy black eyeliner. She wears a cropped black top with a plunging v-neck, a baby pink plaid miniskirt (not unlike the one worn by Britney Spears in the schoolgirl-themed music video for “… Baby One More Time”), and white high heels—otherwise known as “stripper shoes.”

“OK, so what are we going to do?” a man standing off-camera asks in a voice that sounds as if it has been digitally altered. “Should I just beat the shit out of her?”

The camera moves closer, following the man we can’t see like an obedient dog. From the right side of the frame, his left hand reaches out and grabs her by the top of her head. His right hand secures her under the jaw, trapping her in his vice. Her grimace fills the screen.

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“I work in porn.”

“Whore?”

“Of course.”

“Absolute whore, right?”

“Yes.”

“What kind of whore?”

“Dirty whore.”

“Piece of shit whore?”

“Piece of shit whore.”

“Yeah?” he pauses. “You know, lately, I haven’t had any energy. Have you noticed that?”

“Mm-hm,” another man we can’t see concurs.

“What do you think?” the first queries.

“Girls are getting off easy,” the second advises.

“She’s a little nervous,” the first considers. “I’m a little nervous, too,” he mock-confesses. “I don’t even want to hurt you,” he tells her. “But I have to—because my friends are here.”

Over the next ten minutes, he threatens to beat her, threatens to torture her, pulls up her shirt, pulls up her skirt, hits her breasts, hits her thighs, throttles her by the neck with both hands, humiliates her, degrades her, makes her cry, chokes her until she is gasping for air. He gets her to tell the camera she is 27 years old and the only reason she’s here doing this particular job on this particularly day in this particular hotel room in the Valley is for the money, and the fact of the matter is she has two young children to support, of whom the man asks rhetorically, and seemingly for the sole purpose of screwing with her head, “They’re going to grow up to be proud of her, right?”

The woman is becoming unmoored. He orders her on her hands and knees, and begins beating her with a leather strap that cracks! across the bared skin of her backside every time he hits her, leaving angry pink welts, until, finally, in a futile attempt to protect herself, the woman reaches her arm around herself, her hand turned upwards, her palm facing outwards, and the man stops.

The camera pans to the side to find her face buried in the sofa cushions.

“Can I ask you a question?”

She doesn’t move or respond.

“Could you look at the camera, please?”

He repeats himself. Eventually, she turns her head and faces the camera. There are tears tracking down her flush cheeks. Her body is shaking uncontrollably, and her breath is hitching with every intake.

“To steal a Quentin Tarantino line,” he muses, mockingly, “‘Was that as good for you as it was for me?’”

There can be no mistake. This is when he breaks her. Her expression flattens. Her eyes go blank. She appears to be dissociating. Slowly, she turns from the camera, going somewhere else, inside herself, anywhere but here.

“OK, I’m going to bring the guys in here,” the man announces to no one in particular. “Because you’ve just gone to pieces on me.”

And, with that, the real scene begins.​

http://theyshootstars.com/page1.html
 

paolo

Mechanical phantoms
...fascinating rhythm

I'm torn between porn empowering women more or exploiting them especially regarding the whole amateur MILF thing? I dont really know if i want to get too deep into the whole 'Mother I'd like to Fuck' thing because to be honest, my mum was a bit of a hottie :) but i find it far more compelling than the average overmade hot chick in nice undies.

There is a hot pregnant milf online that may probably have had her baby by now and were it not for the fact she were heavily pregnant I doubt she would have fascinated me. yvette @ allover30.com if anyones interested.

The lighting is overbright and cheesy art direction looks like a continental soap opera, but at least they gave it a go and didnt settle for some random shitty lounge or bedroom under normal lighting conditions. Its even amazing to think she can squeeze a baby out of there and I cant help be intrigued by the crappy dolphin tattoo on her shoulder. Best of all, in some shots, she gives the most amazing face.

The thing is, she doesnt look exploited nor particularly bothered that shes pregnant or naked so why should i be ? Id love to interview her but it would probably be construed as stalking if i tracked her down got inside her head and gave it a good mindfucking.

I guess fantasies are best left as that. All power to her though...

Jesus fucking christ
 
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