There's a bloke who rides around Cambridge town centre with tinny, unidentifiable (possibly hardcore punk) music coming out of a tesco bag mounted on his handlebars. His right hand is always in the bag, twiddling. He's been doing this for at least three years and he's still doing it now.
This raises many questions: is it the same tesco bag? If not, how often does he invest in new one and why tesco? Does he play the same tape over and over again? What is he trying to tell us all? What sort of brainwrong results in this sort of cycopathic behaviour? Has anyone else seen or heard him?