After that drug test went wrong in March - "I WATCHED HUMAN GUINEA PIGS EXPLODE"
The Sport, on Versace's murder, pure genius - "SHOOT YOU, SIR"
The Sun had one about a cop who'd had a sex change, "NO NOBBO BOBBO KEEPS JOBBO" - I swear that's not made up. They also once ran "MY NAME IS GEORGE" on the front page, which was basically about newsreader Trevor McDonald really being called George. Scandalous.