The most cryptical headline I've seen was one I saw last year on one of the London freesheets: REAL SNUB DROG.
I had no idea counterfeit snubdrog had become such a problem. Maybe we need a Campaign For Real Snubdrog?
The most cryptical headline I've seen was one I saw last year on one of the London freesheets: REAL SNUB DROG.
I had no idea counterfeit snubdrog had become such a problem. Maybe we need a Campaign For Real Snubdrog?
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"Builder loses nuts and bolts"
About a chap who's ladyfriend had cut off his testicles, after which he did a runner...
Heh, those genital-mutilation stories always crack me up...![]()
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as if anything could ever, ever beat this:
talk about a slow news day
Yeah Noel that was it. Was the frowny for the club in general, or for the fact that it's now closed?
There's a great unintentional one in this weeks Closer actually. The headline concerning Peter Andre is supposed to read (I think):
I NEED TO ACT, LIKE MY WIFE (note the comma)
But what it actually says is:
I NEED TO ACT LIKE MY WIFE
which conjures up the unforgettable image of Peter Andre having a compulsive need to dress up in drag and try to pass himself off as Jordan. Well it did for me anyway, earlier when I was pissing myself in the supermarket.
Well hold the front fucking page!there wasa club in Camberwell where they had fake ES![]()
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There was a headline in the Liverpool Echo about the proliferation of cheap drugs in town and the dangers of kids getting hold of them:
"2 ECSTACY TABLETS FOR 5 POUNDS"
But it came off like some sort of promo offer, I half expected to find a coupon and list of participating dealers inside.
^what an awesome expression
'epileptic break dancing teenager in kebab shop brawl'
-takes some beating.
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