favourite headline ever

noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason
Mr Sleigh resembles that bulgy eyed Russian man who was so popular a while back*

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*And yet now I can't find a picture of him. Weird.
 

Pestario

tell your friends
There's a lot of coverage of these superlambananas on the bbc website. I suspect the journalists just love to use that word.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Today's Mirror urgently deserves some sort of Poor Taste Award. It's about the woman soldier who's been killed fighting the Taleban, and the headline is OUR AFGHAN HEROINE. :slanted:
 

mos dan

fact music
this afternoon's Evening Standard billboards confused me a little:

'JOHN LESLIE RAPE QUIZ'

presumably this is a multiple-choice affair, and can be found next to the crossword and sudoko?
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
this afternoon's Evening Standard billboards confused me a little:

'JOHN LESLIE RAPE QUIZ'

presumably this is a multiple-choice affair, and can be found next to the crossword and sudoko?

Haha, yeah, I always think this when they use 'quiz' in that way. There's probably a £20 book voucher for the first five correct entries...
 

noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason
Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Quality :D
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Control room staff have also had to with a stream of unsuitable calls made on the 999 number during an "extremely busy period", said a spokesman.

Another caller rang asking for help when they wanted to vote for Rhydian on the TV programme X-Factor.

*facepalm*
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I think you'll find my mad burglar beats your mad burglar:

Edit: damn, it was fine when I first posted it. Here it is from another source:

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