Bizarre SP*M email titles and content

tom pr

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Now that you've met a gal that's hot
You wanna screw her juicy twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penis suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDick!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Now that you've met a gal that's hot
You wanna screw her juicy twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penis suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDick!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

I couldn't help but read that in Flavor Flav's voice. YEAH, BOYEE! :D
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
"A key from her bedroom is in your pants"

Nice use of Freudian semiotics there. ;)

"Are you the gatekeeper?"

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"Are you the keymaster?"

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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Definite candidate for the most cryptic spam I've had in a while:

[subject:] do brew

was a similar craze for things whose existence was in question,
all, violence in the media is a good thing because it teaches
with the computer are dizziness, headaches, and eyestrain. These
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Most ambitious scam-spam I've had in a while@

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Contact silvia.williams for your winnings,
silvia.williamsuknokia@live.com +44-
704-571-8669 and forward this details below to him. Full Name
Contact Address
Sex
Telephone Number
Cell Number
Amount Won Regards
Nokia Staff
Nokia Online End of Year Lottery Promotion

EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY MILLION GB POUNDS? I didn't think that much money still existed in the world, right?
 
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