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"Craner," by Luke Heronbone

"A little sting in the tail."
The mark of a true psycho!
Razor blades in the candy.
Trick or treat?

Craner taught me to enjoy fascist things .
Craner: A Cold War Warrior.

Not really a food man.
Likes his white wine.
Classic case of being born 3 pints under.
Considers eating a messy inconvenience.
Probably a psycho.

Always high-handed, sneering,
Refusing to get involved
Probably a psycho.

At least he makes
One or two posts a year
To remind us that
He still has a functioning brain.

Just sneers, never offers
Anything but sneering.
Probably a psycho.

Still, he is a very admirable and principled man.
We could all have lived better lives
In different circumstances I'm sure.

But Craner has a BMW
And that's not to be sniffed at.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
"Craner," by Luke Heronbone

"A little sting in the tail."
The mark of a true psycho!
Razor blades in the candy.
Trick or treat?

Craner taught me to enjoy fascist things .
Craner: A Cold War Warrior.

Not really a food man.
Likes his white wine.
Classic case of being born 3 pints under.
Considers eating a messy inconvenience.
Probably a psycho.

Always high-handed, sneering,
Refusing to get involved
Probably a psycho.

At least he makes
One or two posts a year
To remind us that
He still has a functioning brain.

Just sneers, never offers
Anything but sneering.
Probably a psycho.

Still, he is a very admirable and principled man.
We could all have lived better lives
In different circumstances I'm sure.

But Craner has a BMW
And that's not to be sniffed at.
All hail Dissensus's new Poet Laureate!
 
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