"Craner," by Luke Heronbone
"A little sting in the tail."
The mark of a true psycho!
Razor blades in the candy.
Trick or treat?
Craner taught me to enjoy fascist things .
Craner: A Cold War Warrior.
Not really a food man.
Likes his white wine.
Classic case of being born 3 pints under.
Considers eating a messy inconvenience.
Probably a psycho.
Always high-handed, sneering,
Refusing to get involved
Probably a psycho.
At least he makes
One or two posts a year
To remind us that
He still has a functioning brain.
Just sneers, never offers
Anything but sneering.
Probably a psycho.
Still, he is a very admirable and principled man.
We could all have lived better lives
In different circumstances I'm sure.
But Craner has a BMW
And that's not to be sniffed at.