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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tea View Post
    Apparently black people's ears work totally differently from white people's. smh.
    zhao to thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    zhao to thread.
    DON'T. START.
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    Woman thinks world is ending because son (21) gets tattoo. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...my-sons-tattoo

    It's the sort of thing you'd expect in the Daily Fail. Seriously, the Guardian doesn't half publish some fucking dross.
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    People who break all the poppadoms in place and then take bits from the central plate, rather than taking a whole poppadom of their own to deal with at leisure.

    Related: people who once went on holiday in [place] and are consequently world experts on the the cuisine and will drone on at anyone who'll listen about how this is nothing like what they really eat in [place]...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slothrop View Post
    Related: people who once went on holiday in and are consequently world experts on the the cuisine and will drone on at anyone who'll listen about how this is nothing like what they really eat in ...
    If someone you know comes back from a few weeks' backpacking in India and thinks they know aaaaallll about the history, culture, cuisine etc. of the whole country as a result, you have every right to tell them they're talking Uttar Pradesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slothrop View Post
    People who break all the poppadoms in place and then take bits from the central plate, rather than taking a whole poppadom of their own to deal with at leisure.
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    "Woman thinks world is ending because son (21) gets tattoo. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...my-sons-tattoo

    It's the sort of thing you'd expect in the Daily Fail. Seriously, the Guardian doesn't half publish some fucking dross."
    This is fucking hilarious

    His father asks, "Does it hurt?"
    "Yes," I say, cutting across this male bonding. "It does. Very much."
    And on and on like this... genius.

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    I hope his next one is across his forehead and says FUCK YOU, MUM.
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    I don't think that it even says what the tattoo is does it? Maybe it was a humongous swastika made out of circumcised cocks. She probably would have mentioned that though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdleRich View Post
    a humongous swastika made out of circumcised cocks.
    Isn't that a Whitehouse record sleeve?
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    9/11 Museum opens...complete with a gift shop, wtf?

    http://nypost.com/2014/05/18/outrage...ass-souvenirs/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    9/11 Museum opens...complete with a gift shop, wtf?

    http://nypost.com/2014/05/18/outrage...ass-souvenirs/
    I think it should have been a fountain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tea View Post
    Woman thinks world is ending because son (21) gets tattoo. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...my-sons-tattoo

    It's the sort of thing you'd expect in the Daily Fail. Seriously, the Guardian doesn't half publish some fucking dross.
    LOL, it's been taken down

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    Gmail's stupid "Something's not right" message when it can't connect to the server or whatever, which is both annoyingly casual and unhelpfully vague. As if our tiny minds might be blown by a barrage of technical computer jargon such as "cannot connect to server".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    9/11 Museum opens...complete with a gift shop, wtf?

    http://nypost.com/2014/05/18/outrage...ass-souvenirs/
    Brilliant:

    Even FDNY vests for dogs come in all sizes.
    Given that the WTC is pretty much the symbol of global capitalism par excellence, a gift shop is actually entirely appropriate and fitting, isn't it?
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