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    Another name for the retard roll call:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/n...re/7238309.stm
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    Turd Burglars!

    HAHAHHAHAHA break into beauty shop to steal cash, cigarettes and condoms HAHAHAHAHAHAA

    http://www.phawker.com/2008/02/27/tu...top-robberies/

    http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news...urglaries.html

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    Uurrrgh...the whole twin/incest sex fantasy thing some people have makes me feel queasy, and not in a good way, either.

    Also: lol, "burglarized".
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    At least gay porn star cat burglars use protection. Remember that kids!

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    "Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.
    After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.
    "He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.
    Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon."
    Blimey! It's like something out of some hollywood movie I would dismiss as unrealistic.

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    One day all criminals will be this stupid.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7656870.stm

    A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack View Post
    One day all criminals will be this stupid.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7656870.stm
    That video is so beautiful it makes me want a job in police surveillance.

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    Romance has changed for the worse.


    http://www.holymoly.com/sites/defaul...larepeople.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack View Post
    "the couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries..."

    LOL!

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    criminal?

    maybe just on the wrong end of a massive malpractice suit

    put down the Dirty Harry DVDs and watch some cartoons

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    Just check out the Super Action Hero dive on this ol' fella. Brilliant.. .


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    Loving the kick to the face at the very end there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusty View Post
    Loving the kick to the face at the very end there.
    Yeah, like a true coward. You can imagine the way she reworked that story over the following 48 hours...

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