LOL. Hope he gets a few good goes on it before they kick his door in.
Haha, I can imagine a standoff between him and armed cops, with the guy holding the doll infront of himself like a 'human' shield, having forgotten that it's just a plastic inflatable.![]()
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What's really weird to me about this is that he pulled a gun in the course of this robbery--in the U.S., the jail sentence for armed robbery is much longer than for regular b&e or felony theft/grand or petty larceny. I'm sure the cashier would've just given him the toys if he'd pretended to have a weapon on him. How much can a sex toy shop cashier make? Certainly not enough to be a fucking hero and not give him whatever he wanted without seeing a gun. (We have a saying in NY: "Don't be a hero." It's good to live by this.)
As it is, you know this guy is going to do 5-10 when they find him.
judging from "hottie" pics nomad has posted before this guy looks like her type doesn't he?
he's ok i guess. sounds like he'd be a real hoot in bed, too.
Or possibly more of a squeaking, whistling sound...
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Not criminal as such, and not so much embarrassing as idiotic and selfish, but aaanyway:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7171154.stm
I love that her sign is printed in Comic Sans - the font of champions! (tm)![]()
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