This week's most embarrassing criminal

[mistersloane]

http://www.wxyz.com/mostpopular/stor...e-c753c7a09ca6

fab

[crackerjack]

LOL. Hope he gets a few good goes on it before they kick his door in.

[Mr. Tea]

Haha, I can imagine a standoff between him and armed cops, with the guy holding the doll infront of himself like a 'human' shield, having forgotten that it's just a plastic inflatable.

[nomadologist]

http://www.wxyz.com/mostpopular/stor...e-c753c7a09ca6

fab

What's really weird to me about this is that he pulled a gun in the course of this robbery--in the U.S., the jail sentence for armed robbery is much longer than for regular b&e or felony theft/grand or petty larceny. I'm sure the cashier would've just given him the toys if he'd pretended to have a weapon on him. How much can a sex toy shop cashier make? Certainly not enough to be a fucking hero and not give him whatever he wanted without seeing a gun. (We have a saying in NY: "Don't be a hero." It's good to live by this.)

As it is, you know this guy is going to do 5-10 when they find him.

[Mr. Tea]

LOL. Hope he gets a few good goes on it before they kick his door in.

Do you suppose there's much chance of them 'bonding' somehow and going on the run together, Buffalo 66 style?

[mistersloane]

What's really weird to me about this is that he pulled a gun in the course of this robbery--in the U.S., the jail sentence for armed robbery is much longer than for regular b&e or felony theft/grand or petty larceny. I'm sure the cashier would've just given him the toys if he'd pretended to have a weapon on him. How much can a sex toy shop cashier make? Certainly not enough to be a fucking hero and not give him whatever he wanted without seeing a gun. (We have a saying in NY: "Don't be a hero." It's good to live by this.)

As it is, you know this guy is going to do 5-10 when they find him.

It really looks like one of those opportunities that knocked, and the man answered the door without lookin through the spyhole first. Poor sod, the pics are totally great though. He might be a rapper trying for fame *culturalist comment*

[zhao]

judging from "hottie" pics nomad has posted before this guy looks like her type doesn't he?

[nomadologist]

he's ok i guess. sounds like he'd be a real hoot in bed, too.

[Mr. Tea]

Or possibly more of a squeaking, whistling sound...

[zhao]

also looks like wiley's brother

[Mr. Tea]

Not criminal as such, and not so much embarrassing as idiotic and selfish, but aaanyway:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7171154.stm

I love that her sign is printed in Comic Sans - the font of champions! (tm)

[zhao]

i heart comic sans.

[mistersloane]

I heart trans bank robbers

http://angelcitysdevil.com/home/inde...d=343&Itemid=2

[Mr. Tea]

I heart trans bank robbers

http://angelcitysdevil.com/home/inde...d=343&Itemid=2

I gather they caught her with the aid of an under-cover private dick.

[Sick Boy]

It really looks like one of those opportunities that knocked, and the man answered the door without lookin through the spyhole first. Poor sod, the pics are totally great though. He might be a rapper trying for fame *culturalist comment*