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    Only two sorts of blokes wear earrings, poofs and pirates. Where's yer ship, sonny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by labrat View Post
    HOWEVER in the fourth & fith year one of the P.E. options became Darts and Pool (it was Wigan)
    You're now officially barred from complaining about anything ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by labrat View Post
    HOWEVER in the fourth & fith year one of the P.E. options became Darts and Pool (it was Wigan)
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by STN View Post
    Only two sorts of blokes wear earrings, poofs and pirates. Where's yer ship, sonny?
    poofs/pirates-->queers/steers
    wear earrings-->come from Texas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edward View Post
    ah now that could be a good thread, times you told it like it really was to a teacher.

    i almost feel guilty about things i said to some teachers but they did need to hear it.
    Fella at my school was leaving to move to another part of the country the next day. Last biology lesson he told the teacher who was shouting at his mate to:

    "Chill the fuck out, bitch."

    really deadpan. She flipped out and went off to get the headmaster after he had refused to leave the classroom and just sat there, staring at her, chewing his pen. He said his goodbyes to us and walked home before they got back. I think he got bollocked by his mum and dad eventually, though.

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    Oh and we all got lunchtime detention for laughing to the point of tears for about half an hour. One kid couldn't stop giggling, like he was being tickled and was in pain. She came over and started shouting at him, you could tell he wanted to stop but just couldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by labrat View Post
    HOWEVER in the fourth & fith year one of the P.E. options became Darts and Pool (it was Wigan)
    http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/...pter_seve.html

    I knew he'd been a teacher, didn't realise it was in Wigan.

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    mine were all total arseholes — and i was pretty good at sport. the worst thing was that i was at a boarding school, so there was no getting away from them.
    one was the son of a prominent 1970s/80s broadcaster (specialised in current affairs, had a speech impediment, on itv, former MP). he was sacked for having an affair with a girl in my year who later got into porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stelfox View Post
    one was the son of a prominent 1970s/80s broadcaster (specialised in current affairs, had a speech impediment, on itv, former MP). he was sacked for having an affair with a girl in my year who later got into porn.
    New lad (anag)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by STN View Post
    Only two sorts of blokes wear earrings, poofs and pirates. Where's yer ship, sonny?
    Great thread - all that shitty pettiness. "You can take that earring out, and keep it in your handbag." Plus turning a blind eye to the violence being meted out by the "golden boys" on the school team to those less fortunate.

    The first written rant I ever did was in an English essay about "the benefits of sport" or something - all that saved up bile unleashed on the page with a huge dollop of sarcasm.

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    those who can't do, teach
    those who can't teach, teach PE

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    kids are cunts too tho, the cheeky scamps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt b View Post
    those who can't do, teach
    those who can't teach, teach PE
    Heh, this reminds me of a joke we used to have about how teachers were selected for various subjects: the candidates who fail the interview to become a proper teacher are made PE teachers, and those who fail to turn up to the interview end up teaching 'PSE'/social-and-religious education/whatever it was called in your school.
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    So if you had a PE teacher who ever drove a bus, he must be the biggest cunt ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hucks View Post
    So if you had a PE teacher who ever drove a bus, he must be the biggest cunt ever?
    I just noticed these two threads next to each other. I'm thinking of starting a thread called 'In praise of cunts', or something.
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