Three right feet arising

[noel emits]

I doubt you'd find it so funny if the shoe was on the other foot.

[IdleRich]

Funny? I think it's terrible, I just hope that the police put their best foot forward on this matter.

[noel emits]

I'm sure if they put the legwork in they can nail the filthy toerags.

[Bang Diddley]

had they been to see footloose

[IdleRich]

"I'm sure if they put the legwork in they can nail the filthy toerags."

It could be a long and expensive investigation though - do you think BC will foot the bill?

[noel emits]

If the local police are left stumped the feds will probably lend a hand.

[IdleRich]

"If the local police are left stumped the feds will probably lend a hand."

One way or another they'll need to get results, the locals are hopping mad.

[crackerjack]

I wonder if more will turn up? I fear that this story has legs.

i can't believe it will run and run

[Mr. Tea]

These puns are a bit pedestrian! I have to wonder whether anyone's sole is really in it. You should all be given the boot...

[IdleRich]

"These puns are a bit pedestrian! I have to wonder whether anyone's sole is really in it. You should all be given the boot..."

What puns? We're just saying how important it is that this kind of thing is stamped out.

[Mr. Tea]

What puns? We're just saying how important it is that this kind of thing is stamped out.

Ah, I see. I thought you were pulling my leg.

[noel emits]

It's the sheer extremity that's staggering.

[Mr. Tea]

I blame hip-hop culture.

[IdleRich]

"I blame hip-hop culture."

Can you back that up? I suspect that you haven't got a leg to stand on.

[Mr. Tea]

Can you back that up? I suspect that you haven't got a leg to stand onm.

Fair point, it's probably more of a 2-step thing.