Squirrells are the new rats

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STN said:
All blokes of my dad's age love killing squirrels. FACT.
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we had a squirrel in my parent's house for a while... got in thru the guttar into the crawl space... the old italian man who lived accross the st. offered my dad his gun to shoot it... my dad turned him down... tho the thought of my old man trying to pick off a squirrel while the neighborhood watched is amusing... later, another squirrel got into the attic, into the space where the ceiling fan to vent the entire house was... i was recording a vocal w/ an mc at the time and we looked up and a squirrel was above us, seperated by a screen... it would not leave... we got a can of hairspray and a lighter and sprayed a flame at it... it ran off and the air smelled slightly of burnt hair... later my dad put some plywood over the hole where the squirrel was and i don't think he has been back...
 
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STN

sou'wester
My auntie bludgeoned a bat to death once.

I don't mind squirrels; they have wise rodent faces. I'm pretty sure my dad drowns them for encroaching on his bird feeder.
 
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