Some irritating manager who likes to say things like, "Yep, I'm probably too choosy with women, I'm always turning them down - I've sewn my oats, alright, just want to settle down with one now - if I can find the right one"....
...when we all know he got cheated on and dumped by virtually every woman he met (which was 2) between 2006 and now, prompting him to compose a load of "I'm so lonesome I could cry" style entries on his FB account (which we have access to because somebody we know in another department befriended him, specifically so we could read them, and he's so grateful for female attention he added her without a thought), primarily because his 'interests' include being an impossibly clingy, self-righteous, unfunny monkey's cunt.
MORAL: Managers - don't fuck your staff around