Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
That there's a room called Joint Facility where I work.
You should spark up a phatty in there and then when people start to stare you're like, "What?".
That there's a room called Joint Facility where I work.
You should spark up a phatty in there and then when people start to stare you're like, "What?".
People ringing me at 4:59pm.
Call me a jobsworth, but I really don't think so.
That there's a room called Joint Facility where I work.
People ringing me at 4:59pm.
See also reeling this sort of stuff off for a middle aged health ed teacher who's asked the class if they know any 'street names' and is trying to give the impression of not being out of touch by solemly nodding and writing down "fadge" and "wonky donky" on the whiteboard....Some of the alleged 'street names' of 'commonly used drugs'. Did you know that cocaine is sometimes called 'Double breasted dealing', 'Foo foo stuff' or 'Speedballs-nose-style'? Or that a drug dealer may offer you cannabis in the guise of 'Wacky Tobaccy' and that 'Orange bandits' and 'Igloo' are common names for ecstasy? My favourite is that well-known street drug alphamethylfentanyl, apparently known to those who know as 'Suck My Wooly Mammoth'.
I suspect a certain amount of jiggery-pokery here - to be honest I'm surprised not to see 'Ponce-on-the-heath', 'Russel dust' and 'Joss Ackland's spunky backpack'.
Some of the alleged 'street names' of 'commonly used drugs'.
a few from a packet that was handed out in my EMT (AT, to you guys) course:
Ecstasy - Disco Biscuits
GHB - Georgia Homeboy
Rohypnol (roofies) - Mexican Valium
Cocaine - California Cornflakes
i didn't make any of those up, honest. (tho tbf, they have to hand it out b/c it's part of the mandated curriculum. most of the dudes who teach the class are paramedics with a lot of experience - including dealing w/drugs, addicts, ODs, etc - who know full well how silly it is)
Of course Ketamine has been referred to as 'wonky donkey', or 'the old horse wobbler'."fadge" and "wonky donky" on the whiteboard....
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Some brilliant ones in here (though 'Cosset Frock' is of course nowhere near as good as 'Cockfosters')