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    Hashtag genius from Iceland:

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    https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/...549249026?s=19

    Civil service publication with feature on thd history of government communications includes Scarfolk Council pamphlet about shooting children:

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    translating scratcha dva's social posts

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    So... chik came in the booth at a Rinse Party at 5am and sed she ws a sikk dj am like ye wteva ok kl bless sure. Iss fine.
    She sed na.. i am sikkk.
    Ite boss send me a mix. Fort id nevs hear frm chik agen.
    Cuple days l8r she inboxes me a �� mix so i playd it on the show.
    Fast fwd yrs l8r and shes nw invitin me on her Rinse Show. Full Circle��

    And she wernt lyin. Hardest werkin always. Happy bday @djbarelylegal

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    Three people who were arrested naked by Canadian police after kidnapping their neighbours and crashing their car into another vehicle were Jehovah’s Witnesses who believed that they were escaping the end of the world, according to court documents.

    In a plea document obtained by the Canadian Press, two women and a man admitted to kidnapping three people in the western province of Alberta last year, which brought a degree of clarity to the bizarre incident last November. One of the women also pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

    The Royal Canadian Mounted Police launched their investigation after they were called to the scene of a car crash in an industrial park in Nisku, south of Edmonton. They arrived to find a white BMW that had collided with a truck; inside were five people – four of them naked – despite the centimetres of snow on the ground and temperatures that hovered around 10C (50F) below zero. According to the plea document, the episode had begun several days earlier, when one of the women took her her two teenage daughters to visit her 27-year old nephew and his 30-year old wife, who lived in Leduc, Alberta. After three days at the house – during which the group barely ate – they came to believe that they had lived through the Great Tribulation, a period of suffering which some evangelical Christians believe heralds the second coming. Believing they were in imminent danger, the group fled the house – but in their haste, none of the family – except the mother – managed to get dressed, the document says. “Four who were naked were changing but they had to leave right away because it was unsafe, so they left without clothes,” the plea document said.

    The group piled into a BMW SUV – which the mother drove through the garage door to make their escape – but then decided they needed to rescue the neighbours. They forced a man into the trunk of their vehicle and made his adult daughter and her baby climb into the back seat. “They did so because they believed that they were in danger, either from bad or wicked people outside or from demons,” says the guilty plea. The BMW then raced down the highway, blasting through a red light as its occupants chanted “Jehovah” over and over.

    According to the document, the three neighbours managed to escape when the SUV slowed down and flagged down a passing truck. “It’s the middle of the winter and people running around with no shoes on – you stop to help them,” Derek Scott, the truck’s driver, told CTV News last year. The neighbours climbed aboard the truck – but their relief was short-lived: the SUV rammed Scott’s truck, and both vehicles ended up in a snow-filled ditch.

    When police responded to the accident, they faced a group who “displayed extreme strength” and refused to leave the vehicle. According to the court document, one of the teens believe the officers were “were monsters who would kill them”. Police eventually resorted to using a combination of pepper spay and tasers to subdue and arrest the passengers. At the time, police suspected drugs or alcohol might have been a factor in the incident. The father of the two teens – who wasn’t present during the incident – told investigators that he fears the group might have consumed a hallucinogenic tea.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...hok-poisonings
    "A team of consultants has been brought in to try to “rebrand” Salisbury as it attempts to recover from the novichok poisonings."

    least enviable account ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by baboon2004 View Post
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...hok-poisonings
    "A team of consultants has been brought in to try to “rebrand” Salisbury as it attempts to recover from the novichok poisonings."

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    You could say Salisbury's "brand" has become "toxic" and needs, uh, "decontaminating".

    Seriously though, I feel sorry for every doctor, nurse and paramedic in the area, who must be sick of every idiot in town calling 999 and screaming "Novichock!" at the first sign of a headache, cold, stomach upset, period cramp or hangover.
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    This is what I'd been hoping for https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...-song-13031877 but I'm not going to listen to it as it will be terrible in reality

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    Just looking back over the last few pages - me and Leo be like

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    Man arrested for chasing after plane at Dublin Airport

    Patrick Kehoe, 23, later appeared in a Dublin court charged with criminal damage to a door lock. He was granted bail until a court appearance in November.

    As he left court, Kehoe shouted abuse and insults at journalists and swung at them with his suitcase, before lowering his trousers and mooning bystanders.
    https://apnews.com/9ab9049c55334a049...Dublin-Airport

    your move, tea.

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