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    the comments are great. twitter sucks 98% of the time, the other 2% can be fun.

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    Stink hits darts grand slam as match features flatulent end - https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...-flatulent-end

    The world of professional darts has been rocked by two players accusing each other of repeatedly breaking wind during a match. Gary Anderson of Scotland and the Dutchman Wesley Harms blamed each other for “rotten” farts during their clash in the Gland Slam of Darts.

    Anderson, who has twice been the world champion, won the match 10-2 to earn a place in the quarter-finals of the competition. But in a post-match interview Harms said his poor form was due to Anderson breaking wind on stage and leaving a “fragrant smell”. He went further while speaking to Dutch TV station RTL7L: “It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose.”

    When Anderson in turn laid the blame at Harms’s door, the Dutchman responded: “If the boy [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong. I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m not going to lie about farting on stage.”


    Anderson, the world No 4, hit back with extraordinary detail about the smell he blamed on Harms. “It definitely came from table-side and it was eggs, rotten eggs, but not from me,” Anderson said. Every time I walked past there was a waft of rotten eggs so that’s why I was thinking it was him. It definitely wasn’t me.

    “It was bad. It was a stink, then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out. If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor. Seemingly he says it was me but I would admit it.”

    Anderson has admitted to farting on stage in the past, though was clear that has “never used it as an advantage”.

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    From my first diary (age: 17), without apparent irony: "I can't write good punk songs. It does my head in, but I'm sure I'll get my head around it. Anyway, I just remembered to find my Zero 7 CD."

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    c/o John Eden, ca. 2006. We look so young.

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    Steak for dinner last night. As I'm bringing the plates through, Mrs. Tea says "Can you bring the mustard?"

    So, inevitably:

    IF YA WANT BEEF THEN BRING THE MUSTARD,
    WU-TANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TA FUCK WID!


    which actually rhymes better than the original lyric.
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    Default Not the hero we deserve - but perhaps the hero we need?

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    "I met this old guy that had all four of his fingers missing. Eh. Nubs like in a slant. Anywho, he said he was using a skill saw high on ludes and cut them all of in a single motion.

    He put them in his lunch box, walked a mile to the payphone to call his mom. Walked back to wait for his mom. They get to the hospital aaaand....

    There were three twigs inside."

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    why is this such an English thing?

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    "I met this old guy that had all four of his fingers missing. Eh. Nubs like in a slant. Anywho, he said he was using a skill saw high on ludes and cut them all of in a single motion.

    He put them in his lunch box, walked a mile to the payphone to call his mom. Walked back to wait for his mom. They get to the hospital aaaand....

    There were three twigs inside."

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