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    "I met this old guy that had all four of his fingers missing. Eh. Nubs like in a slant. Anywho, he said he was using a skill saw high on ludes and cut them all of in a single motion.

    He put them in his lunch box, walked a mile to the payphone to call his mom. Walked back to wait for his mom. They get to the hospital aaaand....

    There were three twigs inside."

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    @KimKardashian NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ - https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/st...30234879889408

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    This head-on collision between two equal and opposed forms of stupidity, like protons and antiprotons being smashed together at 99.999...% the speed of light:

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    I got Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by version View Post
    I got Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his.
    You mean it was someone else's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corpsey View Post
    Bongos. Reverbed bongos.

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