Protocol
If you meet the Duke, men should give a short bow, women a bob-curtesy. Do not offer your hand, though if the Duke offers his (he probably will), then shake. Refer to him as "Sir" - not "Your Highness" or "Your Grace".
The dress code is "suit" - I think at the least that means a tie for men.
...I think at the least that means a tie for men.
i say you follow their instructions to the letter and wear ONLY a tie!
Still time for me to rustle up a
Kind of an easy target, but these couple of priceless snippets from American politics:
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he's cleverer than he appears...
What makes you say that? He's clearly a retard.
I'm sitting here sniffing olbas oil for a blocked nose - just occurred to me it probably looks like I'm doing poppers at my desk...
Edit: yes, the RITDH Party would get my vote. We sure as hell could do with one in London!
Police in the Maldives are to launch an investigation after a foreign couple who thought they were renewing marriage vows were in fact being subjected to a torrent of abuse.
A video has emerged of the unidentified Western couple taking part in the ceremony at the Vilu Reef resort.
Instead of words of blessing, the celebrant calls the couple "swine" and "infidels" in the local language.
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"You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes. These children that you have are bastards."
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The celebrant also makes references to bestiality, sexual diseases and "frequent fornication by homosexuals."
After the ceremony, the couple are taken to plant a coconut tree together, during which various comments are made about the bride's breasts.
"Maldives police to probe foul-mouthed wedding ceremony"
What kind of pretentious Orientalist twit has their vows renewed in a language they can't even understand? It's like people with tattoos in 'exotic' languages, all of which I hope actually say "Ignorant white wanker".