Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself
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Tentative Andy
I'm in the Meal Deal
^Haha, feeling the Basil remixes.
'The rent is too damn high' is just crying out to get sampled on a tune.
'The rent is too damn high' is just crying out to get sampled on a tune.
Leo
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http://thequietus.com/articles/05129-mark-e-smith-blasts-bottles-mumford-sons
The Fall's Mark E Smith was apparently involved in an altercation with dire banjo wielding troupe Mumford & Sons at an Irish festival earlier this year. In an interview with the Australian magazine Brag Smith complained that The Fall's increasing popularity at festivals means they're forced to meet new bands who are often "ass lickers". Even worse, some of them are Mumford & Sons.
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said 'shut them cunts up' and they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The bands said 'that's the Sons of Mumford' or something, 'they're number five in charts!' I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers."
The Fall's Mark E Smith was apparently involved in an altercation with dire banjo wielding troupe Mumford & Sons at an Irish festival earlier this year. In an interview with the Australian magazine Brag Smith complained that The Fall's increasing popularity at festivals means they're forced to meet new bands who are often "ass lickers". Even worse, some of them are Mumford & Sons.
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said 'shut them cunts up' and they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The bands said 'that's the Sons of Mumford' or something, 'they're number five in charts!' I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers."
Sectionfive
bandwagon house
Love the way that no matter where an event is on in Ireland, somehow it manages to end up back in Dublin when the reviews are written.
Leo
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i say you follow their instructions to the letter and wear ONLY a tie!
Client Eastwood
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How easily I got absorbed in this . . . Last hour has flown by and I need to do some work but I want to reload this page.
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
STN
sou'wester
has anyone posted this wyrd beast yet?
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baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Shotgun, combat knife in case the gun jams, and rusty fork for an emergency
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
His swaying is kind of hypnotic - he's cleverer than he appears...
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Um, I really agree with his policies.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
What makes you say that? He's clearly a retard.
I'm sitting here sniffing olbas oil for a blocked nose - just occurred to me it probably looks like I'm doing poppers at my desk...
Edit: yes, the RITDH Party would get my vote. We sure as hell could do with one in London!
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
He's clearly lulling viewers into a false sense of security in thinking that, whereas his hypnotism is working below the level of reason. You'll be repeating his mantras soon enough, when you least expect it.
If that guy came to London, he'd have a nervous breakdown.
Sectionfive
bandwagon house
Troll Milk
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
"The rent is too damn high.
That's what I was thinking when the five guys jumped me as I was walking down a street in Brooklyn at two in the morning. At least, that's probably what I was thinking, since that's what I'm thinking most of the time."
That's what I was thinking when the five guys jumped me as I was walking down a street in Brooklyn at two in the morning. At least, that's probably what I was thinking, since that's what I'm thinking most of the time."
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
http://www.holidaywatchdog.com/
Possibly the funniest website I have ever seen. The bad reviews written by Brits abroad are absolutely priceless. Randomly:
"HOLIDAY FROM HELL, IS THE FIRST THING THATS COMES INTO MY HEAD REDARDING THE HOLIDAY THAT WE HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM AS A FAMILY. FAMILY HOLIDAY IT WAS NOT. IT WAS MORE LIKE GOING TO BLACKPOOL FOR A FORTNIGHT. THE HOTEL WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR FAMILIES. OKAY IF YOU WERE 18 AND SINGLE OR SPANISH. THE SPANISH TOOK OVER THE POOL THEY WOULD JUMP ON THE ENGLISH KIDS WHEN IN THE POOL THEN LAUGH."
Possibly the funniest website I have ever seen. The bad reviews written by Brits abroad are absolutely priceless. Randomly:
"HOLIDAY FROM HELL, IS THE FIRST THING THATS COMES INTO MY HEAD REDARDING THE HOLIDAY THAT WE HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM AS A FAMILY. FAMILY HOLIDAY IT WAS NOT. IT WAS MORE LIKE GOING TO BLACKPOOL FOR A FORTNIGHT. THE HOTEL WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR FAMILIES. OKAY IF YOU WERE 18 AND SINGLE OR SPANISH. THE SPANISH TOOK OVER THE POOL THEY WOULD JUMP ON THE ENGLISH KIDS WHEN IN THE POOL THEN LAUGH."
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
"Maldives police to probe foul-mouthed wedding ceremony"
What kind of pretentious Orientalist twit has their vows renewed in a language they can't even understand? It's like people with tattoos in 'exotic' languages, all of which I hope actually say "Ignorant white wanker".
What kind of pretentious Orientalist twit has their vows renewed in a language they can't even understand? It's like people with tattoos in 'exotic' languages, all of which I hope actually say "Ignorant white wanker".
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slowtrain
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"Maldives police to probe foul-mouthed wedding ceremony"
What kind of pretentious Orientalist twit has their vows renewed in a language they can't even understand? It's like people with tattoos in 'exotic' languages, all of which I hope actually say "Ignorant white wanker".
hahah, that is hilarious! Classic