baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Well, exaggerated for effect of course, but not too far off the truth! But, Tootsie aside, men are generally restricted to playing the roles of men, and women of women, so until this changes, having two different words doesn't seem that crazy to me.
 

alex

Do not read this.
was on the laptop last night while lou had I.A.C.G.M.O.O.H (im a celebrity) on.


there is more, but the one last night had me in hysterics, especially ant & dec's reaction (pair of tossers)
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
"Tootsie"? Is that a panto reference or summat?

tootsie.jpg
 

zhao

there are no accidents
Naked man spotted in car boot on Google Street View.

Guess which country we're talking about here. Go on, I'll give you three guesses.

that would be my dear beloved deutschland. (only know because i saw it somewhere else)

on a kinda maybe related note, my GF says the German fondness for scatological porn which at least in America is common knowledge, in fact often the first joke people make when Germany is mentioned, is entirely mythological - nothing more than a post war invention to degrade and make fun... not sure what to believe. anyone have coprophilia statistics handy?
 

luka

Well-known member
i have already told you your girlfriend is wrong, or more likely, misleading you.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Nah, I've seen too many episodes of Eurotrash for it not to have at least a grain (or rather nugget) of truth.
 

luka

Well-known member
this sort of writing makes me chuckle to myself. i wish i had made this up but i didnt.

Still, nothing is worth holding out for. Not even voyeurism.

The mistake: piety. The piety of want and lack. It makes us...zealots of our own injustice. Of demanding justification for secrets we harbour in nightmares and daydreams. Dreams themselves have no part in inspiration. Silence no longer says anything. The tension erodes. Remember we I made a fetish from the word once? Of course you don’t! It was a secret. A secret that might already be disseminating in various chambers even though I hide it in-between the pages of Seneca.

I doubt anything will ever come into fruition. Not even voyeurism.

and before you ask, yes he is in earnest. i found this blog back when i wrote one.( i mean, i have a blog now but its not a blog, its just poems.) it always amazed me.
 
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