Slothrop

Tight but Polite
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bandshell

Grand High Witch
Boy Better Know have moved into telecommunications, launching a mobile network and SIM card. The network, Boy Better Know Mobile, has a dedicated call centre and Twitter customer service, complete with Boy Better Know hold music, and voiceovers recorded by JME.

 

Sectionfive

bandwagon house
Top comment on the BBK clip :D

I heard if you ring 999 or 911 on the boy better know sim card you get put through to tempz. LOOL


We might have to revive Baboon's youtube comment thread, if such things are wise.
Saw this today

If I send you peeps the MP3 of this could you please be polite and say thank you or I will stop sending it out.

On a Rolling Stones tune, joker
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps

Haha, lovely:

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

:)
 

Leo

Well-known member
(spotted on someone's google+ page)

A Cow-based Economics Lesson:

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
 

Sectionfive

bandwagon house
That mini scramble people do for the divider thing when you put your groceries behind theirs at the check out. Territorial

Calm down ffs
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Probably not their fault but still nice to see - especially the second one.
Can anyone find that one where Richie Hawtin has obviously been partying for about three days and he just slowly faints at the decks? Really funny but I can't seem to find it now.
 

zhao

there are no accidents
OMG OMG OMG OMG this vid having me laugh non stop for the full 10 minutes oh lord what a gold mine...

 
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