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    a place where you can submit overlooked posts you or someone else made in other threads for a second round of consideration.

    'overlooked' meaning posts that didn't get thank you's or replies but that you thought were good, maybe even Great.

    obviously you can't just be funny and say "everything I've ever posted" because even if true, that would defeat the point. it has to be more selective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by craner View Post
    Hey, it's long gone. I caught it at the Oasis swimming pool in Covent Garden. Don't go there! I had to get a prescription for Bazooka.

    I had it for ages, though, on the bottom of my foot. I was so stupid that I didn't know what to do about it. I brought this gel from Boots which I gleefully applied, but that just seemed to make the veruca turn white and expand. One night I was so drunk and half-crazed, I tried to dig it out with a pair of scissors. I woke up with a howling hangover, lying next to a pair of blood-stained scissors and surrounded by bits of dead veruca. It was still there, though, on the bottom of my foot, but now inside a big crater with walls of dead flesh cells. It started to infect my mind, which was already a little unbalanced at that point, so that I imagined two possibilities: 1) that the veruca would carry on growing until I was walking around on a big veruca-shaped stump rather than a left foot, like those feral pigeons you see in Soho Square or 2) it wasn't even a veruca but a slow-burning ebola strain that was going to swallow my entire foot and maybe my leg, torso, face, everything.

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    don't know if I want to consider that one too hard tbh

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    05-03-2009, 05:25 AM #66 fokse vektaire xeven's Avatar fokse vektaire xeven fokse vektaire xeven is offline
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    Craner, your
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    05-03-2009, 09:28 AM #67 craner craner is offline
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    Gee, thanks.

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    The mass outpouring of cheap, cloying emotion in the wake of Bowie's death was enough to turn the strongest stomachs. A mere pop star forced into the role of ersatz Saint, to the detriment and diminishment of all concerned"
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    Ive long suspected it, but it seems that beneath your warped, decrepit, borderline sociopathic exterior, there is... ...nothing. Malign accretions orbiting a void. A gyre of the self.

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    15-06-2011, 06:30 PM #2 Corpsey's Avatar Corpsey Corpsey is offline
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    - shitting myself in Egypt, multiple times. here's a 'hilarious' account of this time in my life from another forum:

    ''Might not have even been the last time but I shat myself in Egypt about four-five years ago. I dunno how I got a dodgy stomach (could have been any number of reasons) - all I know is that I was drinking a can of Sprite in my hotel room, looking forward to a boat trip down the nile which was commencing the next day, when suddenly I did a fart that was more liquid than the contents of the can I was sipping from. I rushed to the toilet, squitted a bit and laughed it off - 'So that was my experience of diahorrea while travelling' I thought, smugly.

    I spent the rest of the night shitting and sweating and vomiting. At one point I was sick in the sink at the SAME TIME as letting loose a pound of chocolate Angel Delight from my arse-end. I went to bed, teary eyed and turdy arsed, about five hours later. I shat myself in my sleep, waking up to find myself tucked into what was effectively a gigantic sheet of used Andrex.

    Then on the boat down the nile, I lay on my back and moaned a lot for about two days, occasionally leaving the boat to go and do a wet shit in the desert sands while stray dogs circled around me hoping that some Pedigree chum would fall out of my bumhole.

    One night (and I'm not lying) I had a dream where I was in a 'who can shit the fastest?' contest. The guy judging the contest counted down from 3. On '1' I woke up. If I could have shrunk the boat we were on to the size of a chocolate mini roll than we could have gone on a little cruise down my trouser legs.''

    - shat in a hedge on new years day about five years or more ago. left a party in the middle of the countryside while pissed up... stormed off, basically, with the intention of walking home (even though i was miles from home and had no idea how to even get close to near it), ended up walking around in pitch darkness half freezing to death. that was when the hedge shitting occured.

    - several other times in numerous fields. i grew up in a fairly rural area. its par for the course.

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    well you've certainly taken this thread in a clear direction luka.

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    Craner, your
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    Gee, thanks.

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    05-03-2009, 10:27 AM #68
    this represents dissensus at its most intelligent. noted.

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    The spirit moves me. I just surrender to its promptings

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    Tomorrow it might be whispering something totally different in my ear

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    - shitting myself in Egypt, multiple times. here's a 'hilarious' account of this time in my life from another forum:

    ''Might not have even been the last time but I shat myself in Egypt about four-five years ago. I dunno how I got a dodgy stomach (could have been any number of reasons) - all I know is that I was drinking a can of Sprite in my hotel room, looking forward to a boat trip down the nile which was commencing the next day, when suddenly I did a fart that was more liquid than the contents of the can I was sipping from. I rushed to the toilet, squitted a bit and laughed it off - 'So that was my experience of diahorrea while travelling' I thought, smugly.

    I spent the rest of the night shitting and sweating and vomiting. At one point I was sick in the sink at the SAME TIME as letting loose a pound of chocolate Angel Delight from my arse-end. I went to bed, teary eyed and turdy arsed, about five hours later. I shat myself in my sleep, waking up to find myself tucked into what was effectively a gigantic sheet of used Andrex.

    Then on the boat down the nile, I lay on my back and moaned a lot for about two days, occasionally leaving the boat to go and do a wet shit in the desert sands while stray dogs circled around me hoping that some Pedigree chum would fall out of my bumhole.

    One night (and I'm not lying) I had a dream where I was in a 'who can shit the fastest?' contest. The guy judging the contest counted down from 3. On '1' I woke up. If I could have shrunk the boat we were on to the size of a chocolate mini roll than we could have gone on a little cruise down my trouser legs.''

    - shat in a hedge on new years day about five years or more ago. left a party in the middle of the countryside while pissed up... stormed off, basically, with the intention of walking home (even though i was miles from home and had no idea how to even get close to near it), ended up walking around in pitch darkness half freezing to death. that was when the hedge shitting occured.

    - several other times in numerous fields. i grew up in a fairly rural area. its par for the course.
    Greatness. Insight.

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    You find one then! Set a good example! Be the adult in the room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corpsey View Post
    I don't mind fancying cartoons, I fancied cartoon rabbits as a yoot and I've still got a thing for Mrs. Incredible.

    Cartoon/human hybrids I'm not so sold on though.
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    Have you ever seen Cool World?
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    Oh god, her VOICE. Umf.
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    Lola Bunny or Watership Down?
    see, this is more the kind of thoughtful reflection I had in mind.

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    Fucking hell where did you find that?!

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