Unfortunate names

shakahislop

Well-known member
i want everyone to know that william kent added, deleted, added and then deleted again some pornographic confessions as a response to my previous post, it was some kind of guinea pigs which had been assigned harry potter characters based thing i think
 

william_kent

Well-known member
shame on you shaka

for

"kink shaming"

edit: I've deleted some inappropriate material, but it was all funny, trust me, I own a Throbbing Gristle greatest hits album
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Yes... shame on you for kicking a man when he's... well, possibly up in fact but let's move on.

I saw a list of porn films that had been adapted from real film names. Many were quite witty but the one that stuck in my head was for the exact opposite reason. There is a film which I've never seen called A River Runs Through It, I don't even know what it's about but I'm guessing some kind of epic drama/romance type thing. Anyway someone with absolutely minimum effort or wit bastardised it to... A Dick Runs Through It.

I was gonna say you might as well go Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Dick but that's much better. In fact I tried replacing random words with "dick" in every film I could think of and none were as dumb as that - including Dick by Christopher Nolan and the new Greta Gerwig blockbuster Dick.
 

shakahislop

Well-known member
in the spirit of kicking a man when he's up, last night william kent had posted a picture of some kind of plastic feeding tube with rats in it and a sort of poem about fifty guinea pigs running into someone's bum, and now he's deleted it
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
There are some gay porn films with great titles - famously Shaving Ryan's Privates, of course, but apparently also Men In Black (Men).
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Apparently this guy was just on the radio... it's pronounced as you'd hope and so he is effectively an archaeologist called Professor Skulll

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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The guy who this dreadful Tolkien pastiche is apparently called 'Demetrious Polychron', and I have to say, it's just something someone called Demetrious Polychron would do, isn't it?
 
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