The things some parents name their children, it's almost like they want to cripple their formative years. Some are just plain unfortunate.
Brock Kiely ('brocolli') - not so shaming, just hilarious that his parents didn't notice it.
Nicole Mack - an atypically tall and burly girl at my school - in Canada, extremely large lorries are called "Mack Trucks"
Leonard Poo - found him in the phonebook, used to prank call him all the time til he took his name out
Robert Gotobed (someone from my mum's childhood, also I discovered, shares the name with someone in the band Wire)
Richard Holder - that's right folks, Dick Holder
There was a kid on my brothers hockey team whose last name was Bonar, which is a shame because that is what appears blown up in capital letters on the back of his jersey. Even worse, he was the goalie, so people stare at his back the whole time while he lets in goals.
What might take the cake though: I was watching a movie the other day and in the credits I saw someone with the surname Cumstien.
I also cringe when I see women with the name Trollope. You know they pronounce it "Troh-lope" to everyone though.
I'm sure you have better ones.