Unfortunate names

CHAOTROPIC

on account
Reverend Canaan Banana

The book 'Remarkabilia' was a favourite of mine when I was a nipper. Crammed with great names.

Philadelphia Bunnyface
Humperdink Fangboner
Verbal Funderburk
Lucious Pea
Comfort Bottom
Satisfy Bottom
Through-Trial-And-Tribulation-We-Come-At-Last-To-Heaven Slappe

etc.

Personally, I had a teacher called Dick Paine.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Last month, a judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust."
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Hucks is forever in the Dissensus Hall of Fame for those lists.

(Alongside Padraig, but I don't mean that as an insult.)
 

datura

white collar loafer
One of the contacts at a solicitor's firm we deal with is called 'Yippy Ho' which amused me, if she was called 'Yappy' instead it would be even better.

One of the gardeners we use has on his invoice 'Please make payment to James S. Dick', surely someone should have pointed it out to him.
 

hucks

Your Message Here
Hucks is forever in the Dissensus Hall of Fame for those lists.

(Alongside Padraig, but I don't mean that as an insult.)

Got to credit my mate, really.

Wonder if Padraig will get himself banned from the Hall of Fame, come back under another name, get banned again...
 

Sick Boy

All about pride and egos
Someone on the TV the other night pointed out that if you invert Brangelina's baby's name, Shiloh Pitt, you end up with Pile o' Shit. Yikes.
 

Sick Boy

All about pride and egos
Did I mention there was another person who lived in my town in High School called Bolivar Shagnasty? I think that provides healthy competition to our friend, Randy Bumgardner.
 
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