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    Quote Originally Posted by viktorvaughn View Post
    my nan says 'stay away from harm all the time'
    i say 'Nan, beef to me is just a laugh all the time'
    second only to Trim's Guardian/cardigan bars in terms of Roll Deepers referencing their nans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny B View Post
    Cause I'm a street star
    There's no set time I have my tea at
    i remember blogging about this couplet at the time, i was so.. surprised by it. he is a very witty guy. big ups for posting the whole crash bandicoot lyric, so so good.

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    If I see a spider, I won't kill it

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    wiley is hilarious for his rwd posts alone.

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    if i see a spider i won't kill it.

    oh. just seen sickboy's post.

    still tho. excellent non-sequitur.

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    "i am a defender of your face" was amazing.

    "must be that same old kid in the dinner hall
    primary, eating apple crumble and custard"

    "mercston wouldn't shoot
    he'll only shot weed
    that's not a bad thing"

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    "I ain't urban,
    Ask Matthew Herbert"

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    jack you don't pack what it takes in your packed lunch
    I'm a thief, take the penguin from your packed lunch
    Last edited by slackk; 26-05-2009 at 05:03 PM.

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    Fluent in English and Iím good with numbers
    Iíve been making paper for the last seven summers

    Saw me with a stiff leg walking funnyÖ
    Messed up like mixed-breed dogs locked down in the basement

    Sometimes at night I get lonely
    I need a wifey to hold me

    Trust is just a word, i donít trust my own mother
    Let along baby-mothers, donít trust baby-mothers
    Especially baby-mothers, who try and get their brothers
    Iíll turn the slowest of them into fast runners

    POW

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    "I put so much work every bone in my body is aching,
    Let's not forget that I'm ageing." - So Amazing

    "And you're a new gangster,
    Oops I meant prankster.
    You're a new prankster,
    Oops I meant wankster" - Colder [I think the track's called Colder. It's what the mp3's named.]

    "Money is paper, how can paper be evil?" - Er.. I forget.

    "I'm a don like Wimble."


    "I know sufferer, sufferer don't know you,
    I know empty belly, empty belly don't know you, etc etc etc"
    Last edited by Itchy & Scratchy; 26-05-2009 at 11:33 PM.

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    talking about nans though, wouldn't you like to be able to say this to your nan?

    'when you hear the name 'grime' nan, I AM THE MEANING.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    'when you hear the name 'grime' nan, I AM THE MEANING.'
    I'd like to see him do a track on that basis, with a guest MC performance from his Nan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baboon2004 View Post
    I'd like to see him do a track on that basis, with a guest MC performance from his Nan.
    Bar the guest MC part it already exists, "Nan I Am London," off TV3 or 4, can't remember.

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    Will check it out - only have TV 1 and 2, as far as I recall

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    its on youtube. its great
    'whats gwaanin nan?'

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