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    half of these, great as they are, aren't really non-sequiturs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immryr View Post
    half of these, great as they are, aren't really non-sequiturs.
    yeah was gonna say that. i don't have a problem with reading random wiley bars though

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    I don't know what one is and didn't bother looking it up so i would guess that mine falls into that category.

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    "I'm not scared of brers with long hair/ There's one brer with long hair, he lives here/ The other brers with long hair think they're him."

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    i typed these out from the oxford street freestyle when i was drunk the other night. (like i don't have anything better to do.) worth it for the nando's line (kinda emo), and, er, what's an ostrich beat? lol. i also like 'suck your mum i ain't dead, just got out of bed'

    Iím not a rocket with gloves
    But I can hit like a hockey stick hitting a puck
    On the floor but nobodyís picking me up
    Went Nandoís now Iím here sicking it up
    And you thought you would see me giving up
    Thought twice canít quit now Iím living it up

    I was on Oxford Street
    You was in your hood skrewface with an ostrich beat
    And right now you can see me top spot peaking
    Please donít send me no oblong beats

    Your yearís money I could make half in a week
    Lifeís money I could make that in one year
    Faking my death could have made mum scared
    So suck your mum I ainít dead
    Just got out of bed
    Today youíre going to hear me speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by hint View Post
    "I ain't urban,
    Ask Matthew Herbert"
    where is this?? and why would matthew herbert know? lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Itchy & Scratchy View Post
    "I'm a don like Wimble."
    as a wimbledon fan, i can't believe i've never clocked this before! this is going in the bit of my brain with jammer and r.a.'s references to clapham, and all of the bits of 'southside allstars' that references places near where i grew up. ppl need to get tooting in their lyrics more i swear.

    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    'when you hear the name 'grime' nan, I AM THE MEANING.'
    so so good, as so much in this thread is.

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    From what I can tell from this thread, Mr. Wiley appears to be...inarticulate.

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    mathew herbert played keys on champagne dance, didnt he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by craner View Post
    From what I can tell from this thread, Mr. Wiley appears to be...inarticulate.
    Shakespeare seems inarticulate to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by craner View Post
    From what I can tell from this thread, Mr. Wiley appears to be...inarticulate.
    i'm pretty sure you're joking..

    you must be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immryr View Post
    mathew herbert played keys on champagne dance, didnt he?
    Yeah he was in the next studio when PAUG recorded champagne dance and he popped in and helped out!

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    "i got the cheapest pen / London's under attack you might see me on the news at ten"


    "had a little sleep but now i'm gonna get up / go to the shop and get a £10 top-up"


    "...throwing pineapples in cars / wiley is too bizarre for daytime radio"


    also had an old tape with just him and tynchy where he spits bars about being on the 17th floor of a hotel in Atlanta and someone catches him skinning up so he goes down to the 16th floor and skins up there instead. never really heard those bars again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by viktorvaughn View Post
    Yeah he was in the next studio when PAUG recorded champagne dance and he popped in and helped out!
    Wow! I never knew this! That's crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjybars View Post
    "i got the cheapest pen / London's under attack you might see me on the news at ten"


    "had a little sleep but now i'm gonna get up / go to the shop and get a £10 top-up"


    "...throwing pineapples in cars / wiley is too bizarre for daytime radio"


    also had an old tape with just him and tynchy where he spits bars about being on the 17th floor of a hotel in Atlanta and someone catches him skinning up so he goes down to the 16th floor and skins up there instead. never really heard those bars again...
    You not got that anymore, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackk View Post
    You not got that anymore, no?

    lent it to a mate... you know the rest.

    thinking about it, "i got the cheapest pen" might be the best non-sequitur in any song ever.

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