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    Default favourite wiley non-sequiturs

    if i slewed you i would never mention your face

    I'M A DEFENDER OF YOUR FACE



    (about stormin')

    i aint got a winnie the pooh scarf as yet
    but i'm getting one

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    i push my body inside vaginas

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    It ain't fair, still I dont care
    I'm eating chicken korma, pilau and and naan

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    "i'm a grime kid/i do grime, what den?"

    *... goes off to make bait mersh albums wuth Mark Ronson*
    Keysound, Rinse, blog etc

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    'I'm confused like mixed breed-dogs locked down in the basement' i always found awesome.

    and slewing bashy

    Ashleys one of those boys who blows his own trumpet
    He grew up being a boffin like David Blunkett
    If you're looking for Bashy's ship it's gone - cos I sunk it.

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    'can't test me or skepta
    come like achilles and take out hector' or whatever it is exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by viktorvaughn View Post
    He grew up being a boffin like David Blunkett
    this

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    talking loosely yer that will boost me, your just a big head like chris akabusi

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    Quote Originally Posted by viktorvaughn View Post

    'can't test me or skepta
    come like achilles and take out hector' or whatever it is exactly.

    do you really know the meaning of war, try test me get carried out on a stretcher...


    ''Get to the top, work double hard, wiley'll flop your having a bubble bath''

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    There ain't a club that you won't see me at
    Cause I'm a street star
    There's no set time I have my tea at

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    Fuck it, I'm posting the whole thing, its a masterpiece...


    Yeah
    Big up msm in the building
    Eskiboy 2 6
    Tunnel vision volume one
    You know who I am
    Big up all my roll deep thugs
    Boy better know thugs
    North south east west
    We're doing this thing
    Big up everyone inside the uk
    Eskiboy
    Running the show
    Listen

    My names eski if you don't know me
    Eski if you don't know me


    The way I stay live on the daily's crazy
    I get short tempered,
    Don't talk, pay me
    Turn to the darkside if my days ever get rainy
    Drain me? never not maybe
    Yeah I do know Jamie
    And I know Sadie
    Her she's a cool young lady
    Back to the way I live daily
    Had bare dough but that didn't change me
    Yeah I got a daughter
    Newborn child but her name aint Amy
    I aint got a winne the pooh scarf
    But you can bet I'm getting one
    So stay away from me
    I'll spray three eighths and I'm not even crazy
    Not even lately
    Don't fuck about cos you can't irate me
    Wile out one don't know how to take me
    Take out crews on a daily
    I said I take out crews on a daily standard
    I done the dance more than your whole gang could
    I swing through man just like flowdan would
    I aint from brentwood, I come from danwood
    Straight from man a bad man wood
    Stand in flames you could not
    Cos you aint from danwood
    You're whole plan would flop
    If you come across me and got lary, standard
    The bars are right they're like scriptures
    I'm famous and everybody takes pictures
    I had faith since decks and mixers
    And you're a non believer
    So I can't see you in the distance
    Picture the game as a whole
    Healthy like the boy better know tee business
    J's my witness
    I'm a musician ask skepta
    Three of us talk
    We make a decision
    You know me I got good vision
    Rude boy listen
    Don't f about
    There'll be a rude boy missing
    When the goons start fishing
    I'm a L O N kid
    I got the hood snakes hissing
    Me, the shotter that you couldn't really see
    Made the dream come true after years of wishing
    After years of dissing
    Years of swinging
    I still do the crime and walk
    No singing
    See the level I'm at, they wanna be at
    The brake horse power's like a 20 valve fiat
    There aint a club you won't see me at
    Cos I'm a street star
    Theres no set time I have my tea at
    You might see me draw a g at
    Hsbc at
    canary wharf retail therapy's me all week
    shot a key at
    28 g at
    20 past 3
    27 big achiever
    E2 weaver
    Had the first sega
    Blood I emerged out of jungle fever
    Volume one creeper
    Roman street sweeper
    Don't get gash by the hour rudeboy
    I get gash by the meter
    Wilehouse senior
    Them all lean yeah
    E3 teacher
    UK speaker
    L O N preacher
    Trinidad bloodline
    Eastside thats where I ride
    I'm a leader
    East London advertise a reader
    Redwood bluewood
    I'm a light sleeper
    Stepney green geezer
    Aint had shisha
    I know Caroline but I don't know Alisha
    I don't really care if either one of them
    Done a thing with Josh Perry or Peter
    My love for them's nowhere on the meter
    Eskidance keeper
    Get the weed cheaper
    Quantum leaper
    The Tottenham high streeter
    Eskibeat beater
    A star reader
    4 times community service breacher
    Back to court
    Facing jail
    Case beater
    Robbery, burglary
    Dad got nicked cos of me
    The police thought I was a phone shop dealer
    Back in the day I was a wheeler and dealer
    Fly to west where the sky is blue and grass is greener
    Paul Smith jeans suit air max typhoon
    Tchung gash greeter
    Yeah I know Jenny but I don't know Rita
    My mum's family comes from Antigua

    Yeah
    Eski boy
    Shut your mouth

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    ...I also love it when he brags about how his school had the tchungest cake and custard (!!!)

    Wiley is the funniest man alive.

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    I don't wanna be the king
    So don't try and crown me

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    East London advertise a reader
    http://www.eastlondonadvertiser.co.u...t/default.aspx

    Cause I'm a street star
    There's no set time I have my tea at
    best lyric.

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    my nan says 'stay away from harm all the time'
    i say 'Nan, beef to me is just a laugh all the time'

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