Help an American: David Attenborough

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The pun is a rare and elusive creature outside of the UK. Spawned in a passionate lovemaking session between rhyme and tastelessness, the pun is often used in newspaper headlines, as a punishment and by physicists who know no other form of humour.

OK, which of you cunts has been writing Uncyclopedia articles about me?
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
All of us.

There's a forum section at the bottom called 'Writing Uncyclopedia articles about Tea' that everyone can see. Except you.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I really want to see a short page on the actual Wikipedia that ends: This amputation-related article is a stub.

('pencil-related' maybe fits better but 'amputation' is funnier)
 
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simon silverdollar

Guest
i prefer his old stuff, when it was just him saying interesting things to us about animals.

now it's all sweeping orchestral pieces, huge vistas and breathless intoning. i find the relentless grandiosity of it very wearing and hectoring. like a U2 chorus. his programmes are increasingly more about tv itself (with all its dramatic devices and camera tricks) than nature.
 
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