I floated this idea to Luka and he gave it the thumbs up.
Craner's top 100 was of course very sexy but in a quite sophisticated, man-of-the-world, bed-sprinkled-with-rose-petals way.
This list, I hope, will be more like one of those British shagcoms from the 70s about cheeky, perpetually...
a bride price of 100 foreskins
african booty fetish
bangers n mash
barty the twink
beats with two backs
big bosomed barty
black girl magic
blackest ever black
denise van outen
docking
ebony and ivory
fetishisingtheother
he's actually a virgin
hittin my plotinus
i'm not racist butt...
pegging
premature ejaculation
problematic
prostrate massage
racist sex
sexmanbarty
the big breakfast
the western hardon
viscous
where lust meets list
white mans burden
white mans foreskin
white mans hardon
yes homo
Ok, everyone in the world knows who Giggs is, but is anyone else trying to keep up with South London's output at the moment? There's just mixtapes flying like bullets in all directions, it really feels like music-as-drive-by, and round where I live, it's everywhere.
Some names
Dubz, Buck, Fix...
alt-right barty
barty was secretly alt-right
barty was secretly right
basedmanbarty
breaking point
cancelled
charlotte rampling
craner's feigned surprise
craner's tag
devil music
diligent
dj ripley
facts don't care about your feelings
fetishisingtheother
gold plated banter
hot potato
i want my country back
if it ain't woke don't fix it
just a disgusting forum really
koff kweff
luka snooker
luka's lager louts
madman barty's racist party
minstrel show
oliver "twist" craner
political correctness gone mad
race hatred
rivers of blood
roadmanbarty
ronnie o'sullivan
sadmannazi
suck it up snowflake
tresillo
unabashed racism
weekend at craner's
white man's burden
zeal of the convert
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