Shoplifting

[Leo]

laundry room in the basement of our building, the hair salon on the ground floor leaves a huge box of liquid detergent pods down there for when they wash their towels. have to admit a few times to being low on detergent and grabbing a couple of those pods to do our wash. petty AF, not proud of it, but on the other hand I also shovel snow from the sidewalk in front of their shop, so maybe more payback than stealing?

nah, it's stealing.

 

[Leo]

I think that's the only type of stealing I could still do. grabbing something from a store is for the kids.

 

[linebaugh]

not as an adult. i stole baseball cards as a kid (pre-teen): i'd grab two or three packs, slip a couple into my pocket and pay for one. they only cost about 25 cents but i guess it was more the thrill of it. looking back, i can't believe i had the balls to do it (because i generally was/am pretty much a big pussy) and also am amazed i got away with it for so long. never got caught.

This reads like something gus would make up about you