Donald's buckled loafer crashing down on the White House toilet seats, snapping them clean off their hinges, before he smashes all the windows in the West Wing with a golf club. Barron carving USA into the Oval Office desk, then coating his BMX wheels in black paint and pushing the bike up and down the walls. Melania setting the bathtubs to overflow, depositing tiny fragments of mashed-up prawn in the folds of the curtains, and scrawling I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U? in lipstick on Washington's portrait. Biden and his wife stepping onto a spongy, sodden carpet as nervous kitchen staff announce that somebody's poured Dettol all over the food supplies.
Or do you think he'll just leave quietly?
Or do you think he'll just leave quietly?