October 2006 manifesto
1. Blah! to Sven's millions
The Blah! Party demands that the Football Association stop paying Sven Goran Eriksson £13,000 a day for doing nothing.
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2. Blah! to multi-national companies taking over Great British brands
Great British brands are being bought by overseas conglomerates. The loss of heritage and jobs must be stopped.
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3. Blah! to the obesity debate
Turn two jags from a fatty to fitty. How can the rest of the nation take the government's campaign seriously? John Prescott must lead by example.
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4. Blah! to non-violent offenders going to prison
Our prisons are already bursting at the seams so why lock up non-violent offenders when they could be made to do something useful instead?
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5. Blah! to the Labour Party electing the next prime minister
The Blah! Party believes that the British public should have a say in who leads our country, not just Labour Party members and affiliated unions.
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