Recent content by Mr. Tea

  1. Mr. Tea

    MOST EVIL SUBSTANCE

    Surprised, and a little disappointed if I'm honest, not to see THE VAXX as one of the options.
  2. Mr. Tea

    MOST EVIL SUBSTANCE

    Worst thing about opioids is the fucking constipation.
  3. Mr. Tea

    Keir Starmer

    Hear, hear! We'll make a socialist of you yet, young Biscuits.
  4. Mr. Tea

    US Election 2024

  5. Mr. Tea

    things mixed biscuits will like

    So this brother was, what - strapping? Manly? Adonis-like?
  6. Mr. Tea

    US Election 2024

    Armed insurrection: harmless bantz. Selective quotation: literally the Reichstag fire.
  7. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Would you say you love him to death?
  8. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    When he's being quizzed about his motivation for the mass shooting, he's going to say "Well it all started with what the ringleader called 'affectionate teasing'..."
  9. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I don't think I can be held responsible for that!
  10. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Eh, that's a bit close to the bone, even for me.
  11. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I could try branching out into, say, Catholicism, if you think that would be fruitful? The best genocide pun we've had here was 'sass chambers', but that wasn't me. In fact I think it might have been you!
  12. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Jack "Shari'a" Law
  13. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I knew it!
  14. Mr. Tea

    things mixed biscuits will like

    https://greenpolitics.fandom.com/wiki/Libertarian_National_Socialist_Green_Party
  15. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    He could combine the two looks by joining the Jamia... - no, I can't bring myself to type it. Edit: just checked the tags, too late on that one, obvs.
Top