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    How to sound like a nonce in art galleries

    Definitely a night to remember for all the wrong reasons lol. I didn’t know Heaven had an interesting history. I’ve only been a couple times but my mates who go out more say it’s like a gay haven now.
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    How to sound like a nonce in art galleries

    Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate
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    How to sound like a nonce in art galleries

    It went pretty weirdly. After consulting with the cultural colonisers here at dissensus, I realised this art thing was more complex than it seemed. Decided to do some thing else. We’re both into music so I thought we could go watch a band or something. You know, kick back in a dark space...
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    Road Rap

    Cultural coloniser is hilarious
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    How to sound like a nonce in art galleries

    This post was like 80% trolling but I appreciate the genuine advice from you.
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    Invite me round?

    Bring me round for Christmas dinner? I’m lonely. We could share some London thrillers. Music or chess... I’m a top player. Countless hilarious anecdotes to forget the recent political trials. I could pleasure your spouses if the heat’s been lost. On another note, I’d appreciate some venue...
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    jamaica has been coopted, it's SOLElY naff now

    An interesting conversation until the conspiracy theories came out
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    How to sound like a nonce in art galleries

    I’ve somehow convinced a yat to go out with me. She’s an arty fatty type and I (stupidly) suggested art galleries. She loves the saatchi in London so obviously we’re heading there. Problem is I know fuck all about art galleries!! I’m really trying to get a grasp of the kind of stuff I would...
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