Bring me round for Christmas dinner?
I’m lonely. We could share some London thrillers.
Music or chess... I’m a top player.
Countless hilarious anecdotes to forget the recent political trials.
I could pleasure your spouses if the heat’s been lost.
On another note, I’d appreciate some venue...
I’ve somehow convinced a yat to go out with me. She’s an arty fatty type and I (stupidly) suggested art galleries. She loves the saatchi in London so obviously we’re heading there. Problem is I know fuck all about art galleries!!
I’m really trying to get a grasp of the kind of stuff I would...