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  1. Mr. Tea

    Keir Starmer

    Hear, hear! We'll make a socialist of you yet, young Biscuits.
  2. Mr. Tea

    US Election 2024

  3. Mr. Tea

    things mixed biscuits will like

    So this brother was, what - strapping? Manly? Adonis-like?
  4. Mr. Tea

    US Election 2024

    Armed insurrection: harmless bantz. Selective quotation: literally the Reichstag fire.
  5. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Would you say you love him to death?
  6. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    When he's being quizzed about his motivation for the mass shooting, he's going to say "Well it all started with what the ringleader called 'affectionate teasing'..."
  7. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I don't think I can be held responsible for that!
  8. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Eh, that's a bit close to the bone, even for me.
  9. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I could try branching out into, say, Catholicism, if you think that would be fruitful? The best genocide pun we've had here was 'sass chambers', but that wasn't me. In fact I think it might have been you!
  10. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    Jack "Shari'a" Law
  11. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I knew it!
  12. Mr. Tea

    things mixed biscuits will like

    https://greenpolitics.fandom.com/wiki/Libertarian_National_Socialist_Green_Party
  13. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    He could combine the two looks by joining the Jamia... - no, I can't bring myself to type it. Edit: just checked the tags, too late on that one, obvs.
  14. Mr. Tea

    Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

    I knew as soon as I saw the title that Islam would be way out in front. He's got 'white convert jihadi' written all over him, hasn't he?
  15. Mr. Tea

    Postmodernity

    Honestly had no idea Jeremy Beadle was so into this stuff.
  16. Mr. Tea

    things craner will love

    I initially haha'd but your reply is absolutely correct, so I removed it.
  17. Mr. Tea

    Pervert Of The Day

    An arse that would make Sir Mix-a-lot say "I like big butts - but I have my limits..."
  18. Mr. Tea

    Keir Starmer

    Lee Anderson is probably organising a photo op around him eating a burger in Spoons as we speak.
  19. Mr. Tea

    Tory bastards

    Well this is cunty even by the usual Tory standards: https://news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunak-urged-to-sack-minister-who-said-they-were-worried-there-might-be-peace-in-the-middle-east-13095339
  20. Mr. Tea

    Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

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