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That's like one of @linebaugh's tats come to life.

Tigers are pretty rad though, you gotta admit.

Might need to buy one of these for my wife so I can dare her to wear it next time we see my parents. Actually it'd be even funnier if they do it men's sizes...

I love the idea that someone find the most offensive thing about a random mass shooting to be the noise nuisance.

Deep, man.

Puns are best left to those who know how to handle them safely.

You have to let it cool a bit first, duh.

"Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in, for Ah Pook's sweet sake!"

Positively pendulous.

Well there we have it. A place where, if you go to primary school there, you grow up thinking the sun is fake.

Low-hanging fruit, arguably, but still funny (sorry @craner!).

Because it's funny, you idiot!

He's Craner's nemesis, and that's all you need to know.

Fair, but at the same time, not a high bar!

Maple syrup actually makes quite a fun adjunct to oral sex (@malelesbian, take note), although you will both need a shower afterwards.

Even though it's now basically quite rubbish.

Crosspost with the Grim Britannia thread: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68945011

Sounds like a variant on the classic villain's "You know, we're not so different after all, you and I..." Something @craner might say when he's got Owen Hatherley tied to a chair in a grimy basement somewhere.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/boris-johnson-elections-polling-station-b2538777.html

The main impression I have of Reading is of a large housing estate adjacent to the railway line passing through the town, close to the station, which is notable for having an especially egregious case of what Owen 'Craner's bête noire' Hatherley calls 'Blair hats', namely those truly hideous...