someone photoshop me a cock in ronnie woods' face

BareBones

wheezy
I once read a review of ronnie woods' paintings and it said "ronnie wood is the worst artist alive, and when he dies he will be the worst artist that has ever lived". with this in mind i would like to use the catastrophically bad painting of ronnie's below as the basis of a birthday card for a friend of mine, but i really want to replace the microphone in photoshop with an engorged penis, preferably one spitting jism over rod's and ronnie's faces.

ronnie_wood_rod_stewart_450x338.jpg


anyone a dab hand at photoshop want to do this for me as a favour? i can't supply the cock pic, i'm afraid.
 

Sick Boy

All about pride and egos
hahahahaha

I can't help you but I support you and whoever lends their support to this endeavour.
 

BareBones

wheezy
thanks sickboy. i do actually have a copy of photoshop but it's a version from about 2001 and to be honest i don't have a clue what i'm doing with it, so i'm hoping a more skilled dissenser can help me out.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
This should be a competition for Blue Peter. Here's mine - not one of my better works. Doing the google image search was fun "do you mean giant squirting cocks?" lol.

I reckon Zhao or Woebot would blow me out of the water on this though.

ronniecock.jpg
 

BareBones

wheezy
cracking effort, wise. In a good example of how quickly things are disseminated on the internet, another friend of mine (who doesn't use this forum) actually emailed this picture to me yesterday just moments after I saw it myself here. mental.
 
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