Trump

[IdleRich]

Cannibal Craner.
Sloppy Jack Law.
Idle Rich.
Loopy Luke.

You didn't put a lot of effort into mine.

 

[Corpsey]

It's got to be your first name though hasn't it.

 

[version]

Ungrateful Rich.

 

[Leo]

Lyin' Leo

 

[IdleRich]

Ungrateful Rich.

Per-Version

 

[Corpsey]

List of nicknames used by Donald Trump - Wikipedia

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[IdleRich]

Con Version

 

[Corpsey]

Low Energy Jeb
Heartless Hillary
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake
Puppet Jones
Foul Mouthed Omar

 

[version]

List of nicknames used by Donald Trump - Wikipedia

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They're so good.

Da Nang Dick.
Basement Biden.
Quid Pro Joe.
Low Energy Jeb.
Basically Braindead Bernie.

 

[version]

"Big Luther."

 

[IdleRich]

In Version

 

[IdleRich]

They're so good.

Da Nang Dick.
Basement Biden.
Quid Pro Joe.
Low Energy Jeb.
Basically Braindead Bernie.

The Flailer!

 

[Corpsey]

Low Energy Jeb
Heartless Hillary
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake
Puppet Jones
Foul Mouthed Omar

I like how they sound like cautionary cartoon characters

 

[version]

They're like those Bob Dylan characters we were on about the other day,

Truly weird Senator Rand Paul.
Gretchen Half-Whitmer.
Watermelon Head.
The Chin.
The Pakistani mystery man.

 

[constant escape]

List of nicknames used by Donald Trump - Wikipedia

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Jair Bolsonaro - "Trump of the Tropics"

 

[luka]

Spandrel Stan

 

[Corpsey]

I like the ones where he names them something that everybody knows he is himself.

Like if he said 'Orange Face David Dickinson'

 

[constant escape]

Stan "Spandrel" Spapscallion could be a pynchon character.

 

[luka]

Mad Sex Maniac Woops

 

[Corpsey]

A lot of the humour is taken out of it by it not being a first name afterwards